A Winning Prerecorded Voicemail Greeting

prerecorded voicemail greeting September 3, 2013 I just had the most wonderful Milkshake Moment courtesy of The Onion’s prerecorded voicemail greeting messageIf you have 26 seconds to spare, call their corporate HQs at 312-751-0503.  Listen to option 7 at the end of the message, and I am confident you too will enjoy a chuckle.  If you’d rather not call, you can read below what option 7 says by turning either your computer or yourself upside down.

*  dn buɐɥ ‘ʎʇıןıʇnɟ uı ǝsıɔɹǝxǝ pɐs sıɥʇ puǝ oʇ

(** Smiles For All is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by the Onion)