Wonderful Wife Saves Alan From Speeding Ticket

policeOn a long road trip, Alan and his noticeably younger wife were pulled over for speeding.  He complained to the state trooper that getting a speeding ticket would put him in an awkward position.

Pointing to his wife, Alan explained, “This is my mistress.  My wife is 10 minutes behind us in the pick-up truck with the shotgun.”

The trooper enjoyed a wonderful Milkshake Moment and did not issue a speeding ticket.  However, he did ask that Alan “take it easy” until he got to the next state.