You Whine, You Lose


November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance.

The excellent meal was matched only by the pleasant service and atmosphere.

Unfortunately, the above noted $5 charge is actually imposed each time you whine, and there can be many such incidents in a given meal.

Therefore, as much as we enjoyed the restaurant, my normal volume of whining makes this place too expensive for us to visit on an on-going basis.  🙁  😉