What’s Your Favorite Machine at the Gym?

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A few days ago I met a friend of mine that I hadn’t seen in many years.

Even though I tried hard not to mention anything, it came to the point where we started talking about our athletic achievements on the high school basketball team and he asked me if he had gained too much weight since those days and I couldn’t lie to him. I told him the truth and asked why he doesn’t go to the gym to burn some calories and get back in shape. To my surprise he said he goes to the gym with his fiancée almost daily.

Unable to hide my amazement I asked, “Really? I bet you don’t do a lot of cardio. Are you just lifting weights? What gym machine is your favorite, mate?”

Without losing any time he replied, “I love this new machine they brought there a few weeks ago where you just push a button and it pops out chocolate bars, chips, soda, and any kind of snacks and drinks you can imagine.”

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About Theodoros II

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His work has also appeared in Best Rock Writing 2014 and Listserve.com’s Epic Book of (Mind-Boggling) Top 10 Lists. If you are interested in reading more of his work you can visit his blog at theo-cracy.com.

About Theodoros II

Theodoros II is a bright but not that successful lawyer who is willing to write for food and the occasional luxury. He takes pride in being multilingual, even though he still can’t spell “Wendesday” correctly; at least he can say it in four different languages!
His work has also appeared in Best Rock Writing 2014 and Listserve.com’s Epic Book of (Mind-Boggling) Top 10 Lists. If you are interested in reading more of his work you can visit his blog at theo-cracy.com.

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