The only time I actively, seriously think about the “do unto others” thing is when I’m trying to decide whether to favorite or retweet
— Amelita Lijek (@aaaamelita) December 31, 2013
Shout out to the one person who shows up to open presents already dressed.
— Leah Prinzivalli (@leahprinz) December 25, 2013
I was going to try “betrothed,” but it sounds like there’s a dowry involved.
— Amanda Rountree (@AmandaRountree1) December 27, 2013
Good thing the newest studies show that Christmas cookies are a great source of antioxidants
— Emily Tomasik (@emilytomasik) December 24, 2013
Time flies when you nap all day.
— Luke Romyn (@LukeRomyn) January 6, 2014
If a man said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
— Daily Smile Maker (@ESK8UP) January 6, 2014
