What happens when the top of your Roomba needs to be vacuumed?
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) January 10, 2014
MOM WHY WONT THE LAUNDRY MACHINE START IM PRESSING THE PLAY BUTTON?!?!?!?!?!?
— Jeffrey McManus (@TVsJeffMcManus) January 7, 2014
Apparently there’s a new “smart toothbrush” that tells you how well you’re brushing. I already have that. It’s called “My Teeth Are Yellow.”
— Jen Hubert (@JenHubert) January 8, 2014
A #haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no, No no no no no no no, Hell to the no no.
— Ashi Labouisse (@AshiLabouisse) January 13, 2014
hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
— Fez (@FezTht70s) January 13, 2014
No matter who wins, football players should feel good because they’re playing a fun game and getting some great exercise!
— Joseph Fink (@PlanetofFinks) January 12, 2014
