Is there a way to email a letter to the post office and then have them mail it out?
— Colin Burgess (@Colinoscopy) December 12, 2013
Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted
— Paper Wash© (@PaperWash) December 23, 2013
On the Seventh day, God just rested so he didn’t have to engage in “holiday travel”.
— Leah Prinzivalli (@leahprinz) December 23, 2013
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 22, 2013
Dear Abby, Andes Mints are not suitable to be considered your lunch. Please become a functioning adult.
— Abby Smith (@ReddHede) December 18, 2013
How Frosty does it… (pic) pic.twitter.com/4n8Rch4vmp
— John Chapman (@JChapmanAuthor) December 17, 2013
