How to Tell You’re a College Student

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My friend Amy and I were home from college for the summer. We were in her parents’ kitchen making lunch when her mother walked in. After watching us for a couple of minutes, Amy’s mother looked at me and said, “It’s easy to tell that you’re a college student.”

“How’s that?” I replied, expecting to hear that I had achieved a degree of intelligence and sophistication.

“You just sniffed everything that came out of the refrigerator,” she said.

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About Lorrie Bordem

Lorrie Bordem, your resident Math enthusiast. I teach middle school math and sometimes a little science. I LOOOVEEE reading sad books, and by sad books, I mean math books...because they had so many problems. Get it? Get it?

About Lorrie Bordem

Lorrie Bordem, your resident Math enthusiast. I teach middle school math and sometimes a little science. I LOOOVEEE reading sad books, and by sad books, I mean math books...because they had so many problems. Get it? Get it?