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My wife and I, both a little hard of hearing, were watching golf on TV. I turned to my wife of some 50 years and said, “In my next life, I’m going to be rich and play all those beautiful courses, with their great dining and bars, yeah, the dancing areas.”

With a glare, she quickly responded, “How will you be able to manage that with your bad legs? You can barely walk.”

“I said in my next life,” my reply goes.

“Oh, I thought you said, ‘With my next wife,’” she said.

(photo courtesy of Dmitriy Shironosov/Dreamstime.com)

About Vincenzo Rossi

I am Vincy Rossi, a retired lawyer and would you believe that after several decades of practice, I can conclude that the constitution, no matter who you are or whatever you do, only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. The secret of happiness is YOU and that SMILE you're wearing right now.

About Vincenzo Rossi

I am Vincy Rossi, a retired lawyer and would you believe that after several decades of practice, I can conclude that the constitution, no matter who you are or whatever you do, only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. The secret of happiness is YOU and that SMILE you're wearing right now.

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