November 30, 2013– In the past two weeks, I heard about two hysterical birthday presents.
A gentleman told me his wife didn’t care what he got her for his 70th birthday so long as he got her something with a lot of diamonds. So he got her two decks of cards. (He also threw her a wonderful party).
Pictured below is a handcuff bracelet on a young lady’s wrist. The lady just turned 18, and the bracelet is a birthday present from her friends so, as her friends told her, she will never forget that she can now be arrested and charged as an adult for any improprieties.
