Presents That Made Me Laugh

diamonds present

November 30, 2013– In the past two weeks, I heard about two hysterical birthday presents.

A gentleman told me his wife didn’t care what he got her for his 70th birthday so long as he got her something with a lot of diamonds.  So he got her two decks of cards.  (He also threw her a wonderful party).

Pictured below is a handcuff bracelet on a young lady’s wrist.  The lady just turned 18, and the bracelet is a birthday present from her friends so, as her friends told her, she will never forget that  she can now be arrested and charged as an adult for any improprieties.

Handcuff Present