Portion Control: Her Idea and Mine

portion controlDear Secret Diary– Chocolate Malt Shake (my wife) were talking the other day and discovered portion control means something different to each of us.

Chocolate Malt Shake said out of the blue: “Portion control is key to weight loss.”

The Big Milkshake (after a brief moment of reflection): “My idea of portion control is to limit myself to what is on my plate and in the house.”