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Some Halloween Love For People Without Costumes

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Dear Secret Diary.  Today was Halloween, and I know folks enjoy being complimented on their costumes.  But this doesn’t mean that those not wearing costumes can’t also feel some love. [ Read More ]

WATCH: Operation: Save The Beer Bottle [VIDEO]

Saving a beer bottle from it’s ultimate demise is no easy task. Of course, The Big Milkshake was up for the job. [ Read More ]

Lions, Tigers, And Scorpions… Oh My!

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Moving to Arizona comes with an unspoken tacit agreement that in exchange for no tornadoes, earthquakes or shoveling snow, you are willing to deal with an occasional scorpion in your home. [ Read More ]

How to Tell You’re a College Student

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My friend Amy and I were home from college for the summer. We were in her parents’ kitchen making lunch when her mother walked in. [ Read More ]

You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

Bad Day for Coffee

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I ordered coffee for take-out. The bottom of the plastic cup got punctured when I put it in my car’s cup holder. [ Read More ]

She Loves Large Gifts

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I was going shopping to buy a gift for my wife and asked for her sized. “If it’s clothes, I wear a small,” she said, “If it’s diamonds, I wear a large.” [ Read More ]

The Cake Thief [PODCAST]

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Mary tells the story of her adventure of getting the perfect birthday cake for her sister. Unfortunately, a few laws may have been broken in the process. [ Read More ]

Silly Chalk Drawing

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I used to work at this place called “Sips and Bites” as a Barista and Expert Sandwich Ringer Upper (i.e. I would ring up sandwiches). [ Read More ]

Ma, There’s a Banana in the Dryer

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After a very busy day of driving my kids to their respective destinations, doing the grocery shopping, attempting to do four loads of laundry, cooking dinner and doing everything else anyone could muster up for me to do that day, I decided to take the rest of the night off and relax with my husband … [ Read More ]

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