We Are Not Nudists

funny things kids say

My family does not live on a nudist colony, as none of us are nudists.

However, the other day, my 11-year old brother Luke walked downstairs wearing no clothes at all. He nonchalantly asked me a question.

“Luke!,” my dad exclaimed, “can you please go upstairs and put some clothes on?”

Luke sighed audibly and begrudgingly headed upstairs, yelling from his room,

“You know Dad, I’m naked under my clothes every day!”

The kid has a point.