McAspirin for McHeadache

fast-food

A long drive home from visiting relatives, I spotted a fast-food restaurant and told my family we were getting dinner. As I pulled up to the drive-through window, my wife grumbled she had a headache.

Trying to be very intellectually-gifted, I asked the teenage employee, “Do you have a McAspirin? My wife has a McHeadache.” The employee gave the infamous ‘are-you-kidding-me look’ and informed me she did not.

As we pulled away, I glanced over at my wife. “Honey, that was Burger King,” she laughed.

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About Vincenzo Rossi

I am Vincy Rossi, a retired lawyer and would you believe that after several decades of practice, I can conclude that the constitution, no matter who you are or whatever you do, only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. The secret of happiness is YOU and that SMILE you're wearing right now.

About Vincenzo Rossi

I am Vincy Rossi, a retired lawyer and would you believe that after several decades of practice, I can conclude that the constitution, no matter who you are or whatever you do, only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. The secret of happiness is YOU and that SMILE you're wearing right now.