The Greatest Comeback Ever


August 16, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the greatest comeback line ever?

The best I ever encountered was on the wall of a stall in the men’s room of a university library.  The exchange grew out of one of 19th Century philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche’s idea that mankind killed God.

The following is what one person wrote on the wall, what another person wrote in response, and my current commentary, Diary.

Nietzsche: God is dead.

God: Nietzsche is dead.

The Big Milkshake to God: Touche.


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