Watch Your Dining Ethics

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I spotted this sign in a restaurant: “If you wish to extinguish your cigarette on your plate, the waiter will gladly bring your food in an ashtray.” [ Read More ]

Never Tweet in Case of Fire

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The hotel where I stayed had this funny sign near the fire exit. The sign reads: “In case of fire exit building before tweeting about it.” [ Read More ]

Use It While You Can

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I saw this funny sign at the London Zoo. It reminds us to seize the day! [ Read More ]

A Very Flexible Waitress

Attack Waitress

February 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, some time ago, I was in a coffee shop that featured the accompanying “Attack Waitress” sign.     [ Read More ]

Paint Already Dry

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We see “wet paint” signs all the time, but have someone reminded you that the paint have already dried? [ Read More ]

Beware of This Kind of Dog

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Has anyone seen this kind of dog? I was at a convention when I found this outside of the hall. [ Read More ]

Categorical Error at the Grocery Store

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I saw this at the grocery store. I believe one of them doesn’t doesn’t quite belong in the group. [ Read More ]

Push! Push! Push!

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I went with my friend to visit her OB and I saw this sign on the maternity ward. It’s so great to see a doctor’s office have a sense of humor! [ Read More ]

Caffeine Reprimandation

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A funny notice in a coffee-shop’s menu in Amsterdam, Netherlands. [ Read More ]

Halloween is Around the Corner

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You know it’s almost Halloween when signage like this starts appearing almost everywhere. [ Read More ]