Who Wants a Mustache?

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I wore a fake mustache today. Someone’s giving it out for free so, why not? [ Read More ]

The Scariest Gym in Town

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This photo was found during the week of Halloween on the window of what is undoubtedly the scariest gym in NYC.  While this guy does seem to actually be having a pretty good time, we wouldn’t be caught dead working out at this gym. PS.  We tip our hats to the playful, if not somewhat … [ Read More ]

Where’s King Arthur?

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We’re all in a mess here in our village. If anyone of you have already found King Arthur, please do call me. [ Read More ]

Cup Block Prank

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I came home to this. It was my birthday and the surprise prank was funny. [ Read More ]

In Case of Fire

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We’re currently replacing the fire extinguishers at our school. I want to give a big thanks to this one naughty student for the safety precautions she made until the new extinguishers arrive. Water beats fire, anytime. [ Read More ]

Hungry Prince Charming

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Prince Charming, my husband, probably too hungry before leaving to work. At least now I can be rest assured that this pear has no poison. [ Read More ]

The Most Playful Bus Driver in New York City

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October 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, I met the coolest bus driver the other day! [ Read More ]

“All Rise” Means All Rise!

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  Dear Secret Diary, when the judge enters and the court clerk says, “All Rise,” all rise.  I  believe this gesture of respect for judges is appropriate… on all occasions.  The other night, I was watching a crime show on TV with my wife.  The judge entered the courtroom, and the clerk said, “All rise.” … [ Read More ]

Alpha Squirrel

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Day five: I have finally established myself as the alpha squirrel of the pack. [ Read More ]

Aging Comic

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table. [ Read More ]