The Real Test

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During a major exam back in college, test papers were distributed to the class. After conversing with a nervous assistant, the professor spoke. “Alright guys, we have a problem,” he said, “One of you has the answer key instead of the test.” [ Read More ]

A Winning Prerecorded Voicemail Greeting

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September 3, 2013 I just had the most wonderful Milkshake Moment courtesy of The Onion’s prerecorded voicemail greeting message.  If you have 26 seconds to spare, call their corporate HQs at 312-751-0503.  Listen to option 7 at the end of the message, and I am confident you too will enjoy a chuckle.  If you’d rather … [ Read More ]

I’m Jealous Of This Banana

This banana as clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy.

Dear Secret Diary– This banana has clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy. [ Read More ]

Car or Dinosaur

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Is this a car or a dinosaur? I’m not sure. All I know is that this “C-rex” was parked right in front of my hotel. [ Read More ]

Beware of This Kind of Dog

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Has anyone seen this kind of dog? I was at a convention when I found this outside of the hall. [ Read More ]

A Grand View

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This photo was taken from the “Grand View Terrace” at Mount Rushmore National Park. [ Read More ]

Some Halloween Love For People Without Costumes

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Dear Secret Diary.  Today was Halloween, and I know folks enjoy being complimented on their costumes.  But this doesn’t mean that those not wearing costumes can’t also feel some love. [ Read More ]

Handy Phone

I found a guy behind me at the restaurant cashier that has a built-in phone handle in his hands. [ Read More ]

Doing The Right Thing

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This story takes us back to 2004 when I was still a student and worked part-time in a pet store so I could make some extra cash for summer vacation. [ Read More ]

Where The Cat Should Be

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For quite some time, I noticed my cat lying on top of my monitor every time I woke up in the morning. I changed my desktop wallpaper and started reminding her that the mouse beside the keyboard is not what she thinks it is. [ Read More ]