The Smell of Defeat [PODCAST]

camp

Ruby tells the story of “chaos week”, the most insane week at summer camp. Let’s just say her’s ended a bit messy. [ Read More ]

Sweet Suite Suit [PODCAST]

suit

Shelly tells a tale of two very silly pranks involving two different kinds of suits! [ Read More ]

Do Not Touch

food

Okay. Someone touched… [ Read More ]

My Secret Diary Entry This Week

Naughty Dog

March 1, 2014– Dear my most special and wonderful Secret Diary, the dog ate my diary entry for this week.  Sorry. [ Read More ]

The Police ARE Around When You Need Them!

Police Line: Do Not Cross

January 31, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, my favorite playful prank involves the police and other law enforcement officials.    [ Read More ]

The Greatest Comeback Ever

Comeback

August 16, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the greatest comeback line ever? [ Read More ]

Wonderful Wife Saves Alan From Speeding Ticket

speeding ticket

On a long road trip, Alan and his noticeably younger wife were pulled over for speeding.  He complained to the state trooper that getting a speeding ticket would put him in an awkward position. [ Read More ]

Not the Dog Food Again

food

I always feed our pets before we eat so they don’t bother us when we’re at the table. [ Read More ]

Draw Me a Bath

bath

My wife loves taking baths. Unfortunately, we travel full-time and live in an RV. The RV that we have only has a shower and one day, she was really missing her bathtub. [ Read More ]

Office Birthday Prank

birthday

On my birthday, my co-workers gave me an unforgettable gift. They literally wrapped my entire work station in birthday wrapping paper. It was quite the prank! [ Read More ]