Bird Camo

bird

I’ve been sitting here for a good two hours. They still haven’t noticed that I’m not an actual bird. [ Read More ]

You’re Kidding, The “Mediocre Golf Association?”

Mediocre Golf

April 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, with the Masters golf tournament this weekend, and in light of esteemed contributor Will De Jong‘s wonderful golf story and its various comments…       [ Read More ]

I’m The Hulk [PODCAST]

hulk

What will a grown man do in order to have his friend buy him a collectible action figure? Apparently, this. [ Read More ]

Happy Shorts

shorts

I don’t throw out my old clothes until they’re at least worn-out in 30 different pieces. Most of the time, like with these shorts, I just refurbish them and if I’m lucky, I can sell them for $299.99! [ Read More ]

Let the Lego Go

lego

Hole? What hole? Lego? Yes, it does everything. [ Read More ]

Halloween Trick

halloween

A friend had a tree blow down by the storm two days before November 1st, so she got a little creative with it. Just in time for Halloween! [ Read More ]

I Got a Wedding Proposal at the Supermarket… Almost

Supermarket

September 13, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, while I fell just short of getting a wedding proposal at the supermarket, I did get $5. So I at least I didn’t come away empty-handed. [ Read More ]

My Frozen Penny Loafers

loafers

I had these tan, Brooks Brothers penny loafers that I wore all the time my freshman and sophomore year in college. As much as my friends teased me about them, I loved wearing them. I literally wore them everyday when it was warm outside. [ Read More ]

Surfing Rock

surfing

This photo was taken after a day of heavy rain. Someone was up early enough to paint some surfing fun on this rock! [ Read More ]

Must We Ask, “Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?”

I dream of a world where chickens...

Finally, somebody dares to consider the possibility of a world where we trust chickens!!! [ Read More ]