Watch: Dear Secret Diary, Victor Borge May Be My Favorite [Video]

December 27th, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, why did you keep Victor Borge all to yourself until a few months ago? [ Read More ]

Caffeine Reprimandation

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A funny notice in a coffee-shop’s menu in Amsterdam, Netherlands. [ Read More ]

There’s a New 2nd Best Shirt*

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There’s a new shirt in town! [ Read More ]

The Burnt Cake Rescued My Anniversary

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I was cooking for my fourth anniversary with my fiancée this past June since she cooked last year, but I knew I wouldn’t have enough time to make dessert too. [ Read More ]

Feeling A Little Board?

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If you’re feeling a little bored, why not start feeling a little board? Here’s a funny photograph of some people taking a pun and bringing it to life. [ Read More ]

Wonderful Wife Saves Alan From Speeding Ticket

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On a long road trip, Alan and his noticeably younger wife were pulled over for speeding.  He complained to the state trooper that getting a speeding ticket would put him in an awkward position. [ Read More ]

Lions, Tigers, and Government Workers, Oh My!

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If the government shuts down, who will feed the animals? [ Read More ]

You’re Kidding, The “Mediocre Golf Association?”

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April 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, with the Masters golf tournament this weekend, and in light of esteemed contributor Will De Jong‘s wonderful golf story and its various comments…       [ Read More ]

Beware of Radiation

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It was freezing the whole day. Someone (not me) made this snow creature in front of the Radiation Research Laboratory at the Physics and Chemistry Department of our university. [ Read More ]

Where The Cat Should Be

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For quite some time, I noticed my cat lying on top of my monitor every time I woke up in the morning. I changed my desktop wallpaper and started reminding her that the mouse beside the keyboard is not what she thinks it is. [ Read More ]