The Fallen Stock of Pokemon Cards

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Like many preteen children, I had my fair share of silly fads while growing up. Yo-Yo’s, Jynco jeans, legos, and gelled hair were among my obsessions. None however stung me as bad as the Pokemon card bug. [ Read More ]

Bruised Ego [PODCAST]

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Charlie Ray tells a funny true story about waiting in line at a haunted house with his wife.  Two pretty young girls keep looking at Charlie and whispering.  What are they talking about? [ Read More ]

Blue Bird Landing [PODCAST]

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Emily is having a rough time post-graduation.  But then, one day, while working on a film,  a blue bird lands on her head and changes everything.  An uplifting story about how things can always get better. [ Read More ]

Crossing Over: Young to Old in the Blink of an Eye

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Most people describe the aging process as a gradual thing; a series of nearly imperceptible instances that accompany Father Time gently pulling the cloak of aches and pains, wrinkles and responsibilities across your formerly youthful shoulders. Well I say differently, at least for myself. [ Read More ]

Tired Tuesday Presents: The Big Milkshake *

Tired Tuesday Photo

The Big Milkshake knows how to handle Tuesday. [ Read More ]

Microwave-Side Chat: Zach Will [Not] Grow Up [VIDEO]

Zach talks with The Big Milkshake about his hair, pretending to be a grown up, and playing in parks (or the lack thereof).  A hilarious interview! [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family, Episode 4: I am a Connoisseur

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July 19, 2014: Dear Secret Diary, I made a ridiculously obvious statement in a recent conversation with my son that engendered the following exchange. [ Read More ]

Go Green

Is the toilet to short? Too tall? Whatever it is, this plumber is driven to get it to the right height for his wife. [ Read More ]

Meeting The Girl From The Internet [PODCAST]

A funny true story about my first internet date.  Story told live at a Smiles For All Story Night. [ Read More ]

You Are Awesome!

You Are Awesome

June 28, 2014: My Dear Secret Diary, this sign is for you and anybody else who looks at this photo. [ Read More ]