I’m Jealous Of This Banana

This banana as clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy.

Dear Secret Diary– This banana has clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy. [ Read More ]

Dog Talk

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When I first adopted my dog I used to joke around with friends that it was like I adopted a teenager who didn’t speak English, because I know what he wants, but have no idea what he’s saying. [ Read More ]

I Like Your Shirt [VIDEO]

Mikey describes a girl he had a crush on and all the opportunities he had to talk to her, all of which were ruined. [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family, Episode 4: I am a Connoisseur

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July 19, 2014: Dear Secret Diary, I made a ridiculously obvious statement in a recent conversation with my son that engendered the following exchange. [ Read More ]

The Roach [VIDEO]

Heather tells the funny, true and captivating story of her epic battle with a roach in her bathroom. Who comes out victorious?! [ Read More ]

Pain in Motion

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Initially, when I blurted out to my wife that I was going to join her at the local exercise emporium, I looked around to see if someone was standing behind me who had uttered those dastardly words. [ Read More ]

The Fallen Stock of Pokemon Cards

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Like many preteen children, I had my fair share of silly fads while growing up. Yo-Yo’s, Jynco jeans, legos, and gelled hair were among my obsessions. None however stung me as bad as the Pokemon card bug. [ Read More ]

Strong Independent Woman [VIDEO]

Jolenta works with a lot of kids. She decides to take one little girl under her wing and teach her how to be a strong independent woman. Does she succeed?! [ Read More ]

Cleaning the House: A Study in Procrastination

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If you are anything like me, the very last thing you would choose to do out of a list of a hundred possibilities, is clean the house. [ Read More ]

My First Time Camping… As an Adult

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We all remember camping as a kid. A nice weekend with the family, the outdoors, and great memories. [ Read More ]

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