Dental Floss: The Scourge Of A Seafaring Relationship

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Relationships come and go and there will always be breakup tales to talk of. Usually people grow apart or miles, or another person, will finally put out the final flicker of the flame, but of course I have a unique anecdote about a breakup that I went through years ago. [ Read More ]

Anti-Prom

With our intense love of Lord of the Rings, bodies discombobulated by puberty, and a complete lack of fashion sense or taste in popular music, my friends and I decided that we weren’t going to get dates to our 8th grade prom. [ Read More ]

Microwave-Side Chat: Unity Town [VIDEO]

Zach single handedly takes on the challenge of changing the name of White Plains, NY to better represent it’s people. [ Read More ]

I’m Jealous Of This Banana

This banana as clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy.

Dear Secret Diary– This banana has clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy. [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family, Episode 4: I am a Connoisseur

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July 19, 2014: Dear Secret Diary, I made a ridiculously obvious statement in a recent conversation with my son that engendered the following exchange. [ Read More ]

Crossing Over: Young to Old in the Blink of an Eye

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Most people describe the aging process as a gradual thing; a series of nearly imperceptible instances that accompany Father Time gently pulling the cloak of aches and pains, wrinkles and responsibilities across your formerly youthful shoulders. Well I say differently, at least for myself. [ Read More ]

Tired Tuesday Presents: The Big Milkshake *

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The Big Milkshake knows how to handle Tuesday. [ Read More ]

If The Shoe Fits

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Recently, I had to attend a party. I pulled together an outfit and applied a bit of makeup to a face that rarely dons such. Shoes were an issue though. [ Read More ]

Now You Tell Me

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I was tidying up the house but finding the task rather difficult because of a pulled muscle in my lower back. As I was collecting the garbage, something fell to the floor. [ Read More ]

Temper, Temper

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Unfortunately when it comes to golf, Jim can let his temper get the best of him. Luckily, he has his best friend Matt to help him out. [ Read More ]