Fore-Boding

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When I was growing up, my mother was always interested in socially “bettering” our family. To that end, she insisted that my dad and I join her in becoming members of a local golf club. [ Read More ]

Swimming To My Own Beat [VIDEO]

Emily tells the story of when she goes out for the middle school swimming team. Can she swim? Is she a natural? Does she float or sink? All questions answered in this hilarious tale! [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Why Do Superheroes Wear Their Underpants Outside?

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Today on Q&A Tuesday, Mr. Danshov asks: [ Read More ]

The Greatest Comeback Ever

Comeback

August 16, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the greatest comeback line ever? [ Read More ]

Time For New Shoes

That's a Big Shoe

January 13, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I can’t remember the last time I bought a new pair of shoes.  Finally, my wife took matters into her own hands. [ Read More ]

The Most Dangerous Costume

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My middle school self was awkward to the extreme: owl glasses, a bowl cut (I was a serious tomboy), and an unfathomable desire to be in every school play. [ Read More ]

Caffeine Makes Everything Faster

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Who doesn’t love caffeine? I wouldn’t even call it a day if there wasn’t caffeine running in my bloodstream. Do I consider the cafe as my second home? Sure, why not? [ Read More ]

A Salad Unlike Any Other

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My wife and I were having dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant. The waitress took my wife’s order, then went through the usual options for the side dishes. I wish I was paying attention because I could have avoided a rather embarrassing situation. [ Read More ]

The Low Down on the Roll Down

Any woman of size, (to use the politically correct term), will tell you to never, under any circumstances, wear new underwear when going out in public. Especially if said underwear are the lacy, semi-boy-cut style. [ Read More ]

Lasso’d [PODCAST]

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Sean Bratton tells a funny true story about interviewing a championship rodeo competitor and trying to dip, duck, and dive out of his lasso. [ Read More ]

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