Am I Too Naive?


So I went to a curry restaurant run by an Indian family after work the other day. I ordered curry, and the curry was served without a spoon. [ Read More ]

My Louis Vuitton Bag [PODCAST]

Louis Vuitton

Dana can’t find a place to put her Louis Vuitton purse down in the bathroom.  So she thinks, “Why not the sink?” THIS is why not. [ Read More ]

“Dad, I Painted the Porch”


I woke up late on a Sunday morning. While having my breakfast, my daughter mumbled “Dad, I painted your name on the Porch” and I replied “Okay”. [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family: Episode 3, Who was She Talking About?


May 10, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, flashing back to March 23, 2014 when my wife zinged me again.   [ Read More ]

Impressions Over the Phone Part 1 [PODCAST]


Pia tells the story of teaching her young son, Dylan, how to properly answer the phone. Although, the results of the lessons are questionable, at best! [ Read More ]

Here’s My Proof

customer service

I was once a customer service representative for a phone company. One day someone called to place an order for new services. [ Read More ]


tiki man statue knife

In college, I took an amazing 10 day trip to Peru and hiked the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. All I took with me was a big camping backpack, hiking shoes, and a camera. [ Read More ]

Play Hide and Seek with Me

hide and seek

This little kid is a colleague’s son playing hide and seek with me. I think we need to work that out. [ Read More ]

The Clown From the Tanning Salon


Before heading on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I don’t know how my son convinced me to try this tanning thing but here I am, lying comfortable in the tanning bed. [ Read More ]

Tippy Canoe


When I was in high school many years ago, I decided to join the Boy Scouts. I didn’t have any real reason to do so; it was just something to do. [ Read More ]

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