Impressions Over the Phone Part 1 [PODCAST]

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Pia tells the story of teaching her young son, Dylan, how to properly answer the phone. Although, the results of the lessons are questionable, at best! [ Read More ]

The Low Down on the Roll Down

Any woman of size, (to use the politically correct term), will tell you to never, under any circumstances, wear new underwear when going out in public. Especially if said underwear are the lacy, semi-boy-cut style. [ Read More ]

Ruffy

When Ruffy Silverstein was the swimming coach at our local gym, he would allow ten or twelve kids to pin him to the mat. [ Read More ]

Hint Stint In The Classroom

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I overheard an English teacher in the classroom next to mine trying to engage his pupils in a round of literary trivia. He tossed out several questions but got little response from the students. [ Read More ]

“Dad, I Painted the Porch”

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I woke up late on a Sunday morning. While having my breakfast, my daughter mumbled “Dad, I painted your name on the Porch” and I replied “Okay”. [ Read More ]

Office Chair Wheel Replacement

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This false wheel works on my office chair but I certainly do miss spinning in circles and gliding with it through stations after stations. [ Read More ]

I’m Going to be Batman

Despite his injury, Ryan manages to keep his family’s spirits high by getting everyone laughing! [ Read More ]

It’s a Crime!

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Teenaged Phil just wanted a car. But one thing leads to another and before you know it, young Phil is involved in a half-hazard crime spree (or more of a silly-mistakes spree). [ Read More ]

A Salad Unlike Any Other

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My wife and I were having dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant. The waitress took my wife’s order, then went through the usual options for the side dishes. I wish I was paying attention because I could have avoided a rather embarrassing situation. [ Read More ]

You’re Kidding, The “Mediocre Golf Association?”

Mediocre Golf

April 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, with the Masters golf tournament this weekend, and in light of esteemed contributor Will De Jong‘s wonderful golf story and its various comments…       [ Read More ]