January 13, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I can’t remember the last time I bought a new pair of shoes. Finally, my wife took matters into her own hands. [ Read More ]
Selfies
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We were walking in Central Park and saw a middle-aged woman ostensibly struggling to take a photo of herself. We asked if we could help. [ Read More ]
Categories: Funny Sayings, My Secret Diary, Technology
Where Can I get Muscles Like That?
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June 7, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the other day I looked in the mirror and asked, “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, whose got the fairest muscles of them all?” [ Read More ]
Categories: Advice, Health/Medicine, My Secret Diary, Playful Pranks, Sports/Fitness
The Second Best Shirt in The World
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April 5, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, needless to say, the best shirt in the world is “The Big Milkshake Shirt” I’m wearing above. [ Read More ]
Categories: Art/Entertainment/Music, Fashion, Funny Sayings, My Secret Diary
What A Demotivating Work Out
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April 1– Dear Diary, I really, really, (did I say really?), do not like to work out. Never liked aerobic exercise, never will. No “runner’s high” for me. Nothing of the sort. Not even sure I really believe in the existence of the “runner’s high.” [ Read More ]
Categories: My Secret Diary, Sports/Fitness
Robin Hood Pays the Cable Bill
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March 15, 2014– My Dearest Secret Diary. Shrink Shake, an esteemed member of the Smiles For All Board of Amusement, shared this most unusual dream with me: [ Read More ]
Categories: Dreams, My Secret Diary
You Whine, You Lose
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November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]
Categories: Food/Drink, My Secret Diary, Photos, Signs
That Was One Tough Taxi Driver
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August 2, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, driving a taxi in New York City is one tough job, but I need to tell you about the toughest taxi driver I ever met. [ Read More ]
Categories: My Secret Diary, Playful Pranks, Travel
An Insincere Suggestion Box
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July 26th, 2014– My Dear Secret Diary, the photo accompanying this entry is of the “Suggestion Box” at a golf club. [ Read More ]
Categories: Hall of Fame, My Secret Diary, Photos, Playful Pranks, Sports/Fitness
Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity
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August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary. I love teasing my friends. One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]
Categories: Advice, My Secret Diary, Playful Pranks
