Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity

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August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary.  I love teasing my friends.  One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]

The Second Best Shirt in The World

April 5, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, needless to say, the best shirt in the world is “The Big Milkshake Shirt” I’m wearing above. [ Read More ]

Just Why Did I Call My Accountant?

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OK, so I am not always the most efficient with words. I often use totally unnecessary words, am redundant, and repeat myself a lot. Occasionally, I do catch myself. That’s when I (and others) find that strange choices of words can come out of my mouth. [ Read More ]

How Full is Your Wine Glass?

Glass Not half-full

January 18, 2014– My Dear Secret Diary, as I age, I am trying harder and harder to be an optimist. [ Read More ]

You Could Ask For One Thing More

Dear Diary, Visited Philadelphia this weekend and had Sunday brunch at this restaurant.  Company was the best, food was great, portions were large, atmosphere was relaxing, service was nice, price was fair… but it really annoyed me that they told us to “Bring Your Own Blackberry.”  Hrrrumf. [ Read More ]

The Nice Conductor on the Train

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September 6, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I’ve been meaning to share with you a really nice experience I had on a train a few months ago.  [ Read More ]

The Spice Girls and Cookie Time

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March 22, 2014– Dear Secret Diary.  A friend of Emily recently shared a Spice Girl dream with us: [ Read More ]

Naked Grandma (It’s Not What You Might Think) And Other Favorite TV Moments [Video]

December 21, 2013—My Dear Secret Diary.  I met somebody a couple of days ago who may like TV more than me.  And that’s not  easy. [ Read More ]

You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

“All Rise” Means All Rise!

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  Dear Secret Diary, when the judge enters and the court clerk says, “All Rise,” all rise.  I  believe this gesture of respect for judges is appropriate… on all occasions.  The other night, I was watching a crime show on TV with my wife.  The judge entered the courtroom, and the clerk said, “All rise.” … [ Read More ]