Time For New Shoes

That's a Big Shoe

January 13, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I can’t remember the last time I bought a new pair of shoes.  Finally, my wife took matters into her own hands. [ Read More ]

Selfies

selfie

We were walking in Central Park and saw a middle-aged woman ostensibly struggling to take a photo of herself.  We asked if we could help.  [ Read More ]

Where Can I get Muscles Like That?

Muscles

June 7, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the other day I looked in the mirror and asked, “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, whose got the fairest muscles of them all?” [ Read More ]

The Second Best Shirt in The World

April 5, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, needless to say, the best shirt in the world is “The Big Milkshake Shirt” I’m wearing above. [ Read More ]

What A Demotivating Work Out

work out

April 1– Dear Diary, I really, really, (did I say really?), do not like to work out.  Never liked aerobic exercise, never will.  No “runner’s high” for me.  Nothing of the sort.  Not even sure I really believe in the existence of the “runner’s high.”  [ Read More ]

Robin Hood Pays the Cable Bill

funny dream image

March 15, 2014– My Dearest Secret Diary.  Shrink Shake, an esteemed member of the Smiles For All Board of Amusement, shared this most unusual dream with me: [ Read More ]

You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

That Was One Tough Taxi Driver

Taxi

August 2, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, driving a taxi in New York City is one tough job, but I need to tell you about the toughest taxi driver I ever met. [ Read More ]

An Insincere Suggestion Box

Suggestion Box

July 26th, 2014– My Dear Secret Diary, the photo accompanying this entry is of the “Suggestion Box” at a golf club. [ Read More ]

Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity

Wink

August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary.  I love teasing my friends.  One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]