Watch: Dear Secret Diary, Victor Borge May Be My Favorite [Video]

December 27th, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, why did you keep Victor Borge all to yourself until a few months ago? [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family: Episode 3, Who was She Talking About?

Zinged

May 10, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, flashing back to March 23, 2014 when my wife zinged me again.   [ Read More ]

A Counselor At His Best

Counselor's Advice

March 8th– Dear Diary, Today I learned about a sleep-away camp counselor who really knew how to talk to teenage boys.  In addressing them about a particular problem which speaks for itself, “Some of you might have great aim, but not all of you are snipers, so please lift the toilet seat.” [ Read More ]

The Nice Conductor on the Train

Train

September 6, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I’ve been meaning to share with you a really nice experience I had on a train a few months ago.  [ Read More ]

Secret Diary Saturday: Yes, He Was In Rehab

rehab

December 7, 2013— Dear Secret Diary, today I’ll share a story with you what happened to a friend of mine when he was in rehab about a year ago. [ Read More ]

Time For New Shoes

That's a Big Shoe

January 13, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I can’t remember the last time I bought a new pair of shoes.  Finally, my wife took matters into her own hands. [ Read More ]

Thank You Is Always An Excellent Response

Thank You

December 20th, 2014.  Dear Secret Diary, as we head into the holiday season, it is always good to keep in mind that “thank you” is always a kind thing to say… [ Read More ]

You CAN Put a Price on Love

filet mignon

April 14, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, everyone is always saying, “You can’t put a price on love.”  Well, Diary, I learned this past week that in fact CAN put a price on love! [ Read More ]

What A Demotivating Work Out

work out

April 1– Dear Diary, I really, really, (did I say really?), do not like to work out.  Never liked aerobic exercise, never will.  No “runner’s high” for me.  Nothing of the sort.  Not even sure I really believe in the existence of the “runner’s high.”  [ Read More ]

Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity

Wink

August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary.  I love teasing my friends.  One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]