October 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, I met the coolest bus driver the other day! [ Read More ]
An Apple Customer Service Rep A Day…
February 2, 2013— Dear Diary, my wife and better two-thirds, Chocolate Malt Shake, will never ask for directions, but I will ask even if the chance of being lost is small. She is tech savvy. Me, not so much. Well, today I was having trouble syncing my contacts between my MacBook Pro and my … [ Read More ]
Could I Have Stayed in the Mens Room?
May 17, 2014– My Dear Secret Diary, about a month ago, I left a (1-person) mens room at a restaurant, and a fellow waiting to use it thanked me. Wondering why he had thanked me, I assumed he appreciated my making it available to him. [ Read More ]
A Snow Bunny For Valentine’s Day
February 22, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I saw this snow bunny with heart ears on Valentine’s Day weekend in Central Park. Some folks are just so schmaltzy… But, I guess I’m one of them because the bunny gave me a chuckle and such a warm and fuzzy. [ Read More ]
So Just Where Is The A-Team?
“Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune…” [ Read More ]
Mismatched Clothes? Now What?
May 3, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I have often worn mismatched clothing by mistake. [ Read More ]
Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity
August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary. I love teasing my friends. One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]
Fun And Profit At the Doctor’s
February 15, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, continuing a theme, I really do like to do what I can to ease my nervousness and have some fun at the Dr’s. [ Read More ]