I’m Not Melting

June 24, 2013– Dear Secret Diary.  In the spirit of Alan, I am always looking for playful ways to create Milkshake Moments for others (which ends up being fun for me). [ Read More ]

More Than A Coat Rack?

Coat Rack

  July 12, 2014, Dear Secret Diary, she claims she is more than a coat rack… [ Read More ]

The 5-Second Rule: Too Short, Too Long, or Just Right?

Food on Floor

October 25, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, as you probably know, the 5-second rule states that it is fine to eat food off the ground as long as you pick it up within five (5) seconds of it making contact with the ground.  [ Read More ]

Secret Diary Saturday: Yes, He Was In Rehab

rehab

December 7, 2013— Dear Secret Diary, today I’ll share a story with you what happened to a friend of mine when he was in rehab about a year ago. [ Read More ]

Fun at the Car Wash

car wash

November 15, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, I recall the occasion when I met a super playful guy at a car wash. Our interaction was brief, but oh was it fun.  As I was walking by the car wash, I saw the gentleman in question washing a very nice Mercedes. Me: Excuse me, do you … [ Read More ]

Music Mistakes and Mishaps…Some That Even Make Sense (Part 2)

music 2

January 11, 2014– Dear Secret Diary*, the ink was barely dry on Secret Diary entry, Music Mistakes and Mishaps…Some That Even Make Sense (Part 1), when I made a whole bunch of new mistakes. [ Read More ]

Robin Hood Pays the Cable Bill

funny dream image

March 15, 2014– My Dearest Secret Diary.  Shrink Shake, an esteemed member of the Smiles For All Board of Amusement, shared this most unusual dream with me: [ Read More ]

How Full is Your Wine Glass?

Glass Not half-full

January 18, 2014– My Dear Secret Diary, as I age, I am trying harder and harder to be an optimist. [ Read More ]

A Counselor At His Best

Counselor's Advice

March 8th– Dear Diary, Today I learned about a sleep-away camp counselor who really knew how to talk to teenage boys.  In addressing them about a particular problem which speaks for itself, “Some of you might have great aim, but not all of you are snipers, so please lift the toilet seat.” [ Read More ]

Selfies

selfie

We were walking in Central Park and saw a middle-aged woman ostensibly struggling to take a photo of herself.  We asked if we could help.  [ Read More ]