“It’s Never Too Late”

The Big Milkshake

September 20, 2012– Dear Diary, my good friend, Shrink Shake, and I were out taking a walk today. Shrink Shake counsels individuals and their families on addiction and is also a member of the Smiles For All Board of Amusement.   [ Read More ]

So Just Where Is The A-Team?

“Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune…” [ Read More ]

There’s a New 2nd Best Shirt*

Shirt

There’s a new shirt in town! [ Read More ]

A Counselor At His Best

Counselor's Advice

March 8th– Dear Diary, Today I learned about a sleep-away camp counselor who really knew how to talk to teenage boys.  In addressing them about a particular problem which speaks for itself, “Some of you might have great aim, but not all of you are snipers, so please lift the toilet seat.” [ Read More ]

Chocolate Malt Shake, Siri, and Me

February 24, 2013– Dear Diary, When I awoke this morning, Chocolate Malt Shake (CMS), my wife and better two-thirds, was in bed with her iPad.  Over the last week or so, she has been going on and on about how cool one of Apple’s applications, Siri, is.  Some folks describe Siri as a concierge service; … [ Read More ]

Superman’s Car? Am I The Only One Confused?

Superman's Car? Am I The Only One Confused?

June 2, 2014– Dear Secret Diary.  As you can see in the photo, Superman apparently has a car?  This has me a bit confused as I thought Superman could fly.  Diary, why does Superman need a car? [ Read More ]

Passover Sedar and the Ten Plagues

passover toys

April 19, 2014– Dear Secret Diary.  I’ll bet you’re bummed you didn’t make the Passover Seder this year. [ Read More ]

Must We Ask, “Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?”

I dream of a world where chickens...

Finally, somebody dares to consider the possibility of a world where we trust chickens!!! [ Read More ]

Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity

Wink

August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary.  I love teasing my friends.  One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]

“All Rise” Means All Rise!

all rise

  Dear Secret Diary, when the judge enters and the court clerk says, “All Rise,” all rise.  I  believe this gesture of respect for judges is appropriate… on all occasions.  The other night, I was watching a crime show on TV with my wife.  The judge entered the courtroom, and the clerk said, “All rise.” … [ Read More ]