Say No to Rugs

Spotted at the wall of a floor-tile store: “Just say no to rugs.” [ Read More ]

Outgoing Mail

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Someone had some fun and wrote, “Outgoing mail seeks femail.” Femails out there, here’s your chance! [ Read More ]

Updated Sayings From History

What if history’s great leaders had an easier way to get their message across to millions of people worldwide? It sure would’ve saved them a lot of time. [ Read More ]

Secret Diary Saturday: Yes, He Was In Rehab

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December 7, 2013— Dear Secret Diary, today I’ll share a story with you what happened to a friend of mine when he was in rehab about a year ago. [ Read More ]

Time for Yoga

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My daughter took this photo of their Labrador doing yoga. She’s been trying to convince me to take up yoga again, but it hasn’t been working. [ Read More ]

Taxi Cab Confessions

In honor of my five year anniversary as a New Yorker, I reflected on the many men who have taken me home…taxi drivers, that is. [ Read More ]

The Swing Make-Over

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If there’s a will, there’s a way. Kids at the playground asked me to fix the swing. So I took our old mini-sofa, and like I said, if there’s a will, there’s a way. [ Read More ]

0 Calorie Brunch!

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Where can you get a delicious, greasy, 0 calorie brunch in NYC? Apparently, this restaurant has just the thing. There’s only one catch… [ Read More ]

Handy Phone

I found a guy behind me at the restaurant cashier that has a built-in phone handle in his hands. [ Read More ]

Til Death Shoe Us Part

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What’s the worse thing that could happen to the bride’s knee on her wedding day? Answer: Anything. Anything at all. [ Read More ]