Calling All Men With Beards

I am neither a Hasid nor a Hipster.  But I do have a beard, so I fully support this sign’s call for unity among our hairy kind. [ Read More ]

Get It Right Next Time!

In life, sometimes someone hands you the perfect line and you come up with the perfect retort, one that you will always remember! [ Read More ]

More Than A Coat Rack?

Coat Rack

  July 12, 2014, Dear Secret Diary, she claims she is more than a coat rack… [ Read More ]

The Greatest Comeback Ever

Comeback

August 16, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the greatest comeback line ever? [ Read More ]

A New Look at Old Sayings

These old sayings could use some freshening up! Here are some cartoons that put a fun spin on some classic idioms. [ Read More ]

Music Mistakes and Mishaps…Some That Even Make Sense (Part 1)

Music Mistakes, Mishaps, and Malpropisms

Dear Secret Diary– January 4, 2014, I’ve made so many music mistakes.  A few years ago for a period of about six (6) months, I kept noticing myself singing “I’m a Rhinestone Cowboy” from the song, Rhinestone Cowboy.  Each time I did this it was a mistake.  Not even at the unconscious level do I … [ Read More ]

The World’s Gutsiest Dealer?

dealer

You might get the wrong first impression walking by this store in New York City’s Upper East Side.  That is, until you realize that the store is a ceramics dealer.  [ Read More ]

Portion Control: Her Idea and Mine

portion control

Dear Secret Diary– Chocolate Malt Shake (my wife) were talking the other day and discovered portion control means something different to each of us. [ Read More ]

You Came, You Saw, You Conquered… Sort Of

husband

One weekend, my husband and I were planning to move a section of fence to allow us to park a trailer. A lovely guava bush was partially in the way, and he promised he’d be careful when trimming it back. [ Read More ]

Alan Repeatedly Showed His Generosity

Alan on Rock

September 20, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I have often noted that Alan, was the most playful man I ever met.  [ Read More ]

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