Flavorless Rebellion [PODCAST]

A young girl isn’t having too much fun at church so she decides to rebel (or at least her version of rebellion). [ Read More ]

Share a Salad With a Stranger

I recently attended my friend Sandi’s short film screening on the lower west side. Before the screening started she invited me to go out to Patsy’s, a pizza place, for pizza and beer after the screening was over. “Who all is coming?” I asked. “A few friends.” She said. [ Read More ]

Tell a Story: Blue Fish [VIDEO]

The Big Milkshake remembers a a misguided attempted at a fancy night out from his youth. [ Read More ]

Bad Day for Coffee

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I ordered coffee for take-out. The bottom of the plastic cup got punctured when I put it in my car’s cup holder. [ Read More ]

An Honest Mistake

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One Saturday I went to the supermarket to get food for Sunday dinner. When I got home, I noticed I had only been charged $1.48 for the ham instead of $14.80. [ Read More ]

Dinner Dilemma

My five-year-old daughter was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked her. [ Read More ]

Funny Meat

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Finally a meat label I can get behind. [ Read More ]

Healthy Shmealthy

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When I was a kid, cigarettes were touted as a healthy way to relax, control weight, improve your sex life, and make you look really cool. Now we know that cigs will age you prematurely, make your breath smell like an ashtray, and slowly but surely bring about an ugly, painful death. [ Read More ]

Cookies Sleep Too

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I went to a Chinese restaurant. Once I opened the fortune cookie I knew I had to take this picture immediately. It’s true, cookies do sleep. [ Read More ]

The Chopstick Conundrum

Back in high school, my friends and I would often spend the after school hours hanging out at each other’s houses, or as our parents would call it, much to our annoyance, on “play-dates”. Sometimes, in desperate attempts to get us outside of the house and away from breakables, our parents would take us out … [ Read More ]

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