Q&A Tuesday*: Shouldn’t “Fun Size” Candies Be Big and Not Small?

Fun Size

Today on Q&A Tuesday, ASMs asks: [ Read More ]

My Month of (Fad) Diets

diets

My friend Melissa and I decided to compete for who could lose the most weight in the month of January. She says she’s going to take the high road: more fruits and veggies, more exercise, yadda, yadda. But me–well, I play to win. [ Read More ]

Car Needed Banana

car

I took this photo at the car-wash. Certainly, the car didn’t need the banana for its potassium. But as a handle?! Yeah, sure. [ Read More ]

McAspirin for McHeadache

fast-food

A long drive home from visiting relatives, I spotted a fast-food restaurant and told my family we were getting dinner. [ Read More ]

How to Ripen Fruit with The New York Times

New York Times Week in Review and Fruit

October 18, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I learned not too long ago that you can use The New York Times to ripen fruit. [ Read More ]

You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

Chocolate Malt Shake, Siri, and Me

February 24, 2013– Dear Diary, When I awoke this morning, Chocolate Malt Shake (CMS), my wife and better two-thirds, was in bed with her iPad.  Over the last week or so, she has been going on and on about how cool one of Apple’s applications, Siri, is.  Some folks describe Siri as a concierge service; … [ Read More ]

A Very Flexible Waitress

Attack Waitress

February 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, some time ago, I was in a coffee shop that featured the accompanying “Attack Waitress” sign.     [ Read More ]

Choosing Cantaloupes

cantaloupe

“Choosing a cantaloupe is like picking a mate for marriage,” I casually joked. “A person has no idea what he’s getting until it’s too late.” [ Read More ]

Tea for Two [VIDEO]

Caleb Foss tells a funny true story about his first date, with a girl named Bean, and how it changed him from a tea-hater to a tea-tolerator. Told at Smiles For All Live!, a storytelling show. [ Read More ]

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