Grits: A Family Dish

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A family tries out grits for the first time and had a great time! But after a bit of fun with their new favorite food, they were in for a surprise. [ Read More ]

Oreos: An Addiction

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I relish my Double Stuf Oreos, which, according to the latest reports, is commensurate with cocaine in their addictive power—prompting, as they do, pleasure-center neurons to discharge with the same vigor as hardcore drugs. [ Read More ]

The Greatest 3/4ths of a Gift

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One of my best friends growing up was my next-door neighbor, who’s name also happened to be Emily.  We did everything together, from camping in our backyard, to watching Mary Kate and Ashley movies, to making up dances to DREAM’s one-hit wonder, “He Loves U Not.” [ Read More ]

Riding Roller Coasters

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Sean Bratton tells a funny true story about riding the roller coasters at Cedar Point on Media Day. [ Read More ]

Dinner Dilemma

My five-year-old daughter was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked her. [ Read More ]

I’m Jealous Of This Banana

This banana as clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy.

Dear Secret Diary– This banana has clearly worked through its ego issues in therapy. [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Shouldn’t “Fun Size” Candies Be Big and Not Small?

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Today on Q&A Tuesday, ASMs asks: [ Read More ]

I Danced With Brooke Shields!! [VIDEO]

Ivan Jenson tells the hilarious true story of the night he danced with Brooke Shields at a trendy downtown New York City night club called Rex. Art, European disco, coleslaw and sushi… this is a story you don’t want to miss! [ Read More ]

Car Needed Banana

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I took this photo at the car-wash. Certainly, the car didn’t need the banana for its potassium. But as a handle?! Yeah, sure. [ Read More ]

Horrified Eggs

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Sick day. I had to eat these eggs really slowly. Gastritis is what it was called, I believe. I had fun while waiting for each bite though. [ Read More ]

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