A Hairy Situation

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Always wanting to look and dress like I have some semblance of my life in order, I try to shave daily.  Living with three roommates in one small apartment, however, means bathroom vacancy has become a rare luxury.  [ Read More ]

The Escaped Toe

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Next time you have a hole in your sock, just think of it as your toe trying to break out of sock-prison. It’s like Shawshank Redemption FEET-STYLE! [ Read More ]

And Yet Another Shirt Enters The Fray!

October 4, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, just a couple of weeks ago, I ran into another shirt that makes it into the t-shirt fray we seem to be having here. [ Read More ]

Bad Hair Days at Costa del Sol

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My memories of the Costa del Sol are limited to one week spent in Torremolinos with a girlfriend more years ago than I care to admit. [ Read More ]

Can’t You Do Something With Your Hair?!

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My Grandmother was always a bit off her rocker but by the age of 100 her dementia worsened when she was living in an assisted living facility in Orlando, Florida near my Aunt. [ Read More ]

The Missing Mustache

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I learned how to dress, not from my mother, but from Dad. He always looked, as we said way back, GQ.  Now the word would be that he was a ‘fashionista’, dressed on trend along with and his curly head of hair and a big mustache. [ Read More ]

Wearing Hats In Ireland

In a moment of silliness, I took a blue feather barrette out of my hair and carefully attached it to Husband’s hair. We called him a pretty boy, continued drinking, and promptly forgot about it. [ Read More ]

Shoe Repair Advertisement

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Even if your shows are perfectly fine, who wouldn’t be convince to try out this ad? Definitely the best shoe repair advertisement I’ve seen! [ Read More ]

Pain Management Therapy

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Carol finds out the most effective form of pain management and it’s a bit unconventional. [ Read More ]

My First Beard

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One year when I was a kid, we were putting on a production of Cinderella. I had a supporting role as a Duke; not a terribly important part, but it gave me the chance to wear fake whiskers, at least (At 15, that counted for a lot!). [ Read More ]