Advice Taken

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I was about to throw away my V-neck sweater. Too many holes here, there, and everywhere. I should have listened what was written on the tag. [ Read More ]

Selling Shoes

A woman entered my friend Bernie’s shoe store, ready to be waited on. She told Bernie she wanted the brown shoe displayed in the window in a size six. He knew exactly the one she was talking about but it puzzled him that she had asked for a six when he was certain she wore at least a nine… [ Read More ]

Three Carrot Ring

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My co-worker showed me her three carat (or carrot, rather) ring she received from her husband. [ Read More ]

How Not To Make A Good Impression At Your Karate Class

I didn't make a Good Impression At My Karate Class

June 8th, 2013– Dear Secret Diary, I can’t believe what you let me do at my Karate class today.  It was only my second class, I felt like a fish out of water, and my legs spent much of the class hour burning.  While this might be OK (or not) on a weekday, it was … [ Read More ]

The Great Pantsing Incident of 2012

While I was waiting for the results of my x-rays in the emergency room, my boyfriend looked at me and asked, “Was it worth it?” [ Read More ]

Second Chance Shirt

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My son had an old shirt that he was very attached to. Sadly, it was impossible to iron after he’d spun it so often in the machine. So I gave it to the local charity shop. [ Read More ]

Mom Knows Best

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This was inside my daughter’s jacket. Don’t mind it, mom already knew what to do. [ Read More ]

The Low Down on the Roll Down

Any woman of size, (to use the politically correct term), will tell you to never, under any circumstances, wear new underwear when going out in public. Especially if said underwear are the lacy, semi-boy-cut style. [ Read More ]

Lips On The Door [PODCAST]

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Diane tells the story of an unfortunate day at work involving some lip stick, a very heavy door, and luckily, some laughs. [ Read More ]

Misunderstood [PODCAST]

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Shelley tells some hilarious stories about her wonderful family and the misunderstandings that lead to laughter. Who said being misunderstood was a bad thing? [ Read More ]

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