Q&A Tuesday*: How Can I be Taller?

Taller

Today on Q&A Tuesday, Angus as takes us in the opposite direction of last week’s question, “How I can I be shorter?” with [ Read More ]

Dad Wins Again

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One hot 4th of July in Georgia, my dad decided to run in a 5K for which he did not train. Once upon a time, Daddy was quite an athlete. Those days were long since gone! [ Read More ]

And Yet Another Shirt Enters The Fray!

October 4, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, just a couple of weeks ago, I ran into another shirt that makes it into the t-shirt fray we seem to be having here. [ Read More ]

The Lowdown on the Roll Down [PODCAST]

underwear

Beth Turley tells the exciting story of an incident involving her underwear not quite staying in its place. Did people see? What happened? Have a listen! [ Read More ]

Shoes Off, Please

shoes

When my wife developed a foot problem, her doctor told her she would have to wear wide, flat shoes. Soon after, as we were dressing to attend an important cocktail party, she studied her reflection in the full length mirror. [ Read More ]

Mom Knows Best

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This was inside my daughter’s jacket. Don’t mind it, mom already knew what to do. [ Read More ]

Fun At The Dentist’s Office, or No Pain, No Pain

The Big Milkshake At The Dentist

Dear Secret Diary, visiting the dentist was never something I found super fun.  A few things have helped a lot over the years though. [ Read More ]

Pipe’s Foot

pipes

Of all the pipes I’ve ever seen, these pipes have the best pair of shoes. [ Read More ]

Selling Shoes

A woman entered my friend Bernie’s shoe store, ready to be waited on. She told Bernie she wanted the brown shoe displayed in the window in a size six. He knew exactly the one she was talking about but it puzzled him that she had asked for a six when he was certain she wore at least a nine… [ Read More ]

My Louis Vuitton Bag [PODCAST]

Louis Vuitton

Dana can’t find a place to put her Louis Vuitton purse down in the bathroom.  So she thinks, “Why not the sink?” THIS is why not. [ Read More ]

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