I Danced With Brooke Shields!! [VIDEO]

Ivan Jenson tells the hilarious true story of the night he danced with Brooke Shields at a trendy downtown New York City night club called Rex. Art, European disco, coleslaw and sushi… this is a story you don’t want to miss! [ Read More ]

Angry Birds in Real Life

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To me, this looks like the enemy pig from the game Angry Birds. Brilliant idea to whoever put those eyes and nose on this tree. [ Read More ]

Pac-Man Cat

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Our cat has all the reasons to hate Pac-Man. Here’s one! [ Read More ]

“All Rise” Means All Rise!

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  Dear Secret Diary, when the judge enters and the court clerk says, “All Rise,” all rise.  I  believe this gesture of respect for judges is appropriate… on all occasions.  The other night, I was watching a crime show on TV with my wife.  The judge entered the courtroom, and the clerk said, “All rise.” … [ Read More ]

Brother’s Cleaning Obsession [PODCAST]

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Pia’s brother is a bit of a neat-freak. Take a listen and find out how into cleaning he really is! [ Read More ]

TV Side View Mode

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This was the scene when I arrived at my friend’s place. Turns out, the TV helps her daughter get sleepy. [ Read More ]

Where Is The Rest of Me?

I’m slowly losing a part of my identity. I’m not talking about the id, ego, or superego…I’m referring to my apostrophe. Computer programs rarely recognize that my proud Irish surname has the Gaelic equivalent of an umlaut. [ Read More ]

Naked Grandma (It’s Not What You Might Think) And Other Favorite TV Moments [Video]

December 21, 2013—My Dear Secret Diary.  I met somebody a couple of days ago who may like TV more than me.  And that’s not  easy. [ Read More ]

A Hold On On-Hold Music

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I couldn’t have been happier the day I figured out how to play my favorite CD’s on my computer at the office while simultaneously doing my work. [ Read More ]

Watch: Dear Secret Diary, Victor Borge May Be My Favorite [Video]

December 27th, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, why did you keep Victor Borge all to yourself until a few months ago? [ Read More ]