A Girl Named Chicken Liver


My mother had a peculiar penchant for giving people weird nicknames. My dad, Theodore, was “Turkey Neck” because his neck was a bit wrinkly. Sometimes he was also “The Odor.” As in The-odor. Get it? Ha ha. Bleh. [ Read More ]

Mistaken Identity


I was a novice security guard, having only been on the job about a couple of weeks. As a novice, I thought my bosses wouldn’t send women out to dark and frightening places. I was wrong. [ Read More ]