My One and Only Touchdown


It was 1st and 10 on the opposing team’s forty yard line; they were trailing by a field goal. The defensive coach came down the sideline and pointed at me, and said, “You…” He hesitated, trying to remember my name. [ Read More ]

An 80’s Themed Spin Class Mishap

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Two years ago, I was really into cycling and I attended a hardcore spin class almost four times a week. At the end of one of our classes, our female instructor announced that our next class would be an 80’s themed spin class. [ Read More ]

What I Did For Britney Spears Tickets

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David describes the time he sat in a dryer at a laundromat in order to win Britney Spears tickets. Did he win or was this a (tumblr-dry) low point in his life? [ Read More ]

The Wrong Jordan

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I have a friend who works for a corporation that sometimes lets me know when there are interesting things in sports and entertainment happening with his company. [ Read More ]

Nitrous Oxide and Goodfellas


My sophomore year of college, over spring break, I got all of my wisdom teeth pulled. I was terrified about how it would feel. The night before the procedure, to help relax, I watched a lot of my favorite movies. [ Read More ]

When I Took A Maxim To The Gym


I found an old issue of Maxim Magazine that had a fascinating piece about the author Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond. I couldn’t put the magazine down when I started reading the article. [ Read More ]

My Frozen Penny Loafers


I had these tan, Brooks Brothers penny loafers that I wore all the time my freshman and sophomore year in college. As much as my friends teased me about them, I loved wearing them. I literally wore them everyday when it was warm outside. [ Read More ]

Big Forehead = More Intelligence?


When I lived in Kansas City, my girlfriend at the time, Amy, went on an audition for a commercial. I wasn’t working that day, so I went with her to the casting director’s office. [ Read More ]

The Amish Woman with the Victoria’s Secret Bag


I’m standing in line to get my lunch, and an Amish woman, wearing a solid-colored, blue dress with long sleeves, a full skirt and a white bonnet, walks by carrying a large Victoria’s Secret bag. [ Read More ]

The Dark Knight’s Face Plant


In the summer of 1997, I worked at a movie theater in high school when “Batman and Robin” was released. [ Read More ]