About Colin Burgess

Colin Burgess is a stand up comedian in New York City. Check out more of his comedy on his blog: colinburgess.tumblr.com

Tell a Story: My Crush [VIDEO]

Colin tells the story of taking his high school crush out to lunch! [ Read More ]

Strange Dryer Instructions


I’m always leaving my kids, pets and foreign objects in the dryer. [ Read More ]

Very Personal Training

personal training

How personal are we talking about here? [ Read More ]

Dog Driver


You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. But you can teach it to drive a car. [ Read More ]

ATM at the ATM


This ATM is trying to get money from the ATM. [ Read More ]

The Escaped Toe


Next time you have a hole in your sock, just think of it as your toe trying to break out of sock-prison. It’s like Shawshank Redemption FEET-STYLE! [ Read More ]

Free Pizza


Is there such a thing as free pizza? Look at this sign, there is! I LOVE PIZZA– Hey, wait a second… [ Read More ]

The New York Experience Through Haikus

I wrote some haikus about my experiences living in New York City. It should be noted that these haikus are written in the Contemporary English “5-7-5”  verse form. It should also be noted that I am NOT Japanese. [ Read More ]