“AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!”

The Big Milkshake With Dad and  Mom

Dear Diary– I am sure it must be hard for my parents that I chose for www.SmilesForAll.com a Nom de Plume, namely The Big Milkshake.  But I definitely think it is better than the new name they subsequently chose for me, “Former Son.”

But Mom and Dad (or “Milk” and “Ice-Cream” as I now think of you), if you’re violating my privacy and reading my secret Diary, I WILL NOT CHANGE MY NAME BACK!  AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!