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I was walking home from a friend’s party, when I saw a piece of advertising hung up in the window of a funeral parlor. It was an odd thing to notice but I was immediately struck by the large print quotes at the bottom… I doubled over in laughter and snapped a picture. The best part was that these seemed to be serious quotes from big media establishments that the business had gone to great lengths to acquire. Well, let it be known that if you are afraid of death, public speaking, have acute agoraphobia and love computer based forms of grieving, this may be the best place for you to plan a funeral. I can just imagine the owner getting the idea, “you know I don’t really like dealing with people, that are alive.” One can only assume that they maniacally cackled after the fact.