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UPS Only Ships Dead People
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April 26, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I recently went into a UPS store and asked, “What would it cost to ship my teenager to some place he can’t get back from?” I thought this was a fair question. [ Read More ]
Categories: Kids, My Secret Diary, Playful Pranks, Work/Business
Pikachu on Belt
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I had to drive my little nephew to school once. When I instructed him, “Safety first, fasten the seat belts,” this is what he did to his toy Pikachu. [ Read More ]
Categories: Family, Kids, Photos, Playful Pranks
Cleaning Out The Closets: A Trip Through The Abyss
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I can always tell when spring and autumn have arrived and it has nothing to do with budding flowers or falling leaves. It concerns the cycle of life that revolves around summer and winter clothing. [ Read More ]
Categories: Advice
The Greatest 3/4ths of a Gift
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One of my best friends growing up was my next-door neighbor, who’s name also happened to be Emily. We did everything together, from camping in our backyard, to watching Mary Kate and Ashley movies, to making up dances to DREAM’s one-hit wonder, “He Loves U Not.” [ Read More ]
Categories: Food/Drink, Kids
Dancing in the Elevator [VIDEO]
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While on a family vacation, Michelle and her brother make the most of their elevator trips with some dancing. Does anyone get to see their great elevator dance-moves? [ Read More ]
Categories: Family, Hall of Fame, Kids, Travel, Videos
Bacon Mushroom Ger!
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The other day, I witnessed a fast-food chain’s staff meeting. The boss was furious. Somebody forgotten to put the burger inside of the hamburger buns. [ Read More ]
Categories: Food/Drink, OOPS, Work/Business
The 5-Second Rule: Too Short, Too Long, or Just Right?
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October 25, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, as you probably know, the 5-second rule states that it is fine to eat food off the ground as long as you pick it up within five (5) seconds of it making contact with the ground. [ Read More ]
Categories: Advice, Food/Drink, My Secret Diary, OOPS
Thanksgivingkah Menorah
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Did you know that this year will be the first and last in our lifetime when Thanksgiving collides with Hanukkah? My cousin Joe Ihns, an amazing artist, wood worker and furniture maker took on the collision of the two holidays and created an interesting Thanksgivingkah menorah. Check out the wonderful menorah that could be used … [ Read More ]
Categories: Funny Products, Holidays, Photos, Thanksgiving
7 Reasons to Go Outside Immediately
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If you didn’t take a lunch break today (Wednesday), better take an afternoon stroll outside and enjoy the sun before seven days of straight thunderstorms. [ Read More ]
Categories: Advice
Two Dollar Bill [PODCAST]
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Shelley tells some funny stories involving family, children, and most of all, the confusion over the mysterious two dollar bill! [ Read More ]
