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Vim and Vigor

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In the latter part of my plumbing career, I was a foreman in charge of a small crew of five that were working on a slew of small apartment buildings. We started working at 7:00 AM and went home at 3:30 PM, banker’s hours. Every morning, my boss would drive up in a cloud of … [ Read More ]

My Son and His Life with Satisfaction

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This is a photo of my youngest son and his reaction to when I finished his Toy House. As you can see, he was very satisfied. [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: How Can I be Shorter?

Today on Q&A Tuesday, we will address an extremely important question posed by OblongOrange:   [ Read More ]

Gourmet Medicine

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When I was a teen, I bussed tables at Shores Orchard Downs. Shores was a a very highly touted gourmet restaurant at the time.  I was bussing a table of 4 or 5 couples when one of the gentlemen at the table called me over.  He whispered a request for some Anacin to me. [ Read More ]

Biker Plants

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When I was in Italy, I found this funny plant landscape. These plants really know how to exercise! [ Read More ]

Selling Shoes

A woman entered my friend Bernie’s shoe store, ready to be waited on. She told Bernie she wanted the brown shoe displayed in the window in a size six. He knew exactly the one she was talking about but it puzzled him that she had asked for a six when he was certain she wore at least a nine… [ Read More ]

Wearing Hats In Ireland

In a moment of silliness, I took a blue feather barrette out of my hair and carefully attached it to Husband’s hair. We called him a pretty boy, continued drinking, and promptly forgot about it. [ Read More ]

Is It My Birthday Yet? [PODCAST]

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Chanelle tells the story of her kids and their love for blowing out birthday candles. In fact, they’ll blow out any candle! Which becomes a problem at Catholic mass… [ Read More ]

A 3 Hour Snorkeling Tour [PODCAST]

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Chocolate Malt Shake (The Big Milkshake’s wife) and he go on a 3 hour snorkeling tour.  Or at least they try to. [ Read More ]

Bad Language

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One of the first changes new parents make involves cleaning up whatever bad language habits they’ve developed throughout their child-free years. Even when the baby is much too young to understand, as parents we try to fill the air around them with pleasant thoughts and happy words. [ Read More ]

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