Wonderful Wife Saves Alan From Speeding Ticket

policeOn a long road trip, Alan and his noticeably younger wife were pulled over for speeding.  He complained to the state trooper that getting a speeding ticket would put him in an awkward position.

Pointing to his wife, Alan explained, “This is my mistress.  My wife is 10 minutes behind us in the pick-up truck with the shotgun.”

The trooper enjoyed a wonderful Milkshake Moment and did not issue a speeding ticket.  However, he did ask that Alan “take it easy” until he got to the next state.

  • Kipo

    Gosh, if I was the officer, I would follow even escort him to his destination.

    • TheBigMilkshake


  • Hahah I love that excuse!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      This one killed me!

  • Mr. Danshov

    LOL excuse!

  • He’s an absolutely fun guy!

  • Lin

    So funny. Law wouldn’t want to mess with him.

  • ASMs

    The officers was such a life-saver!

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