Just Why Did I Call My Accountant?

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Dear Secret Diary, I just called our accountant and left him the following voice-mail.  “Joe (not his real name), I have a tax question for you.”  Realizing that it was unnecessary to specify that my question for the taxman was a tax one, I awkwardly added”…as if I would be calling you with an astrological question.”  Duh.  Of course when he calls back, I now feel I have no choice but to ask him to read my fortune.  Hopefully, he won’t tell me…”You will be audited by the IRS.”

 

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