So Who’s Drunk?

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On a curvy mountain highway late one night when I was a little kid, my dad was complaining about the car behind us. “That guy must be drunk!” he said. “Every time I move over to let him pass, he slows down. When I get back on the road, he gets closer and stays on my tail.”

Fifteen minutes later, the car turned on a set of flashing blue lights. Coming up to our window, the officer said, “Sir, I’d like you to take an alcohol test. You’ve been swerving on and off the road for half an hour.”

(photo courtesy of Jose Antonio Sanchez Reyes/Dreamstime.com)

  • Lene Myers

    THIS! Forever!

    Hahaz

  • MariCone

    “What the?”
    haha this is really funny!

    • Mr. Danshov

      Thank you!

  • Vincy R.

    The officer’s probably thinking he caught the huge fish!

    Made me laugh hard.

  • Happy Egg Man

    Cat and mice game, too funny.

  • ASMs

    LOL sometimes you’re just destined to violate the law.

    • It was written in his palms, we can’t change fate!//

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