Strange Dryer Instructions

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I’m always leaving my kids, pets and foreign objects in the dryer.

Colin Burgess About Colin Burgess

Colin Burgess is a stand up comedian in New York City. Check out more of his comedy on his blog: colinburgess.tumblr.com

Colin Burgess About Colin Burgess

Colin Burgess is a stand up comedian in New York City. Check out more of his comedy on his blog: colinburgess.tumblr.com

  • Call Me Hecky

    It’s because I like hiding in the dryer.

  • Happy Egg Man

    Wait what? Aren’t you supposed to wash children in the washing machine?

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