Microwave-Side Chat: Child Management [VIDEO]

Looking for a way to effectively manage your angelic teenager who sometimes doesn’t listen? The Big Milkshake shares three fail-proof methods in this Microwave-Side Chat!

music and sound FX credits:

“Over Under” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Gonna Start” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Gonna Start v2” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Grave Blow” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Basement Floor” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Aces High” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

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“bottle shattering” courtesy of spookymodem/freesound.org

“deep Oh No” courtesy of 7kestrel/freesound.org

“FX Light” courtesy of PixxelPro/freesound.org

“Hero_of_the_Winds-Ta-Da_1” courtesy of -Hero_of_the_Winds-/freesound.org

“Referee whistle blow, gymnasium” courtesy of MentalSanityOff/freesound.org

“Coach Whistle Cleaned up” courtesy of zerolagtime/freesound.org

“wink” courtesy of bennychico11/freesound.org

“Sigh4” courtesy of K1m218/freesound.org

“typing” courtesy of brettkux/freesound.org

“gchat” courtesy of bsung88/freesound.org

“Landing Airplane” courtesy of bidone/freesound.org

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  • Lene Myers

    How can you be so calm and crazy at the same time?

    • TheBigMilkshake

      That’s a hard question!

      • Lene Myers

        Your calmness got me. This is relentlessly funeeey.
        Make more – we need color in our life!

        • TheBigMilkshake

          Thanks Lene. Nobody who knows me thinks I’m calm though. 🙂

          • Lene Myers

            You should make more videos.

            I’m thinking of a weekly review/summary of stories you have here. Maybe compile 5 to 10 stories into videos shorter than 10 minutes. With re-enactment or animation. Starring: none other less than you and provide links to the original story. If you’re crazy enough (I know you are), you be the character of everyone involved in the stories.

            Just my 2 cents though.
            I personally love spending my time here.

          • TheBigMilkshake

            Lene, that you’re having fun means so much. We’re so glad. Not fully sure what you have in mind here, but so psyched you’ve find the Site a nice place to spend your time

          • Lene Myers

            It’s fun here and If you get famous and rich, don’t ever forget me!

          • TheBigMilkshake

            Not to worry Lene, I don’t know who came up with the idea but like him or her, I’m already a legend in my own mind, and I haven’t forgotten you. 🙂

    • Vincy R.

      Haha, I also wondered!

  • peanuts

    you almost got me believing

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Peanuts, I appreciate it. I like to joke around and have fun, but it may not be as crazy as it seems. Might work once anyway. Will get some laughs for sure anyway and all easily purchasable items on Amazon, etc. I’m a New Yorker and in the words of Mets’ relief pitcher from the 70’s Tug McGraw, “You Gotta Believe!”

      • peanuts

        its all good. the more I think of it,, the more I veg convinced that it might work.

        My keyboard sucks.

        • TheBigMilkshake

          You gotta believe!!!!!

  • David Tee

    Haha, please be my life coach…

    • TheBigMilkshake

      LOL.. But what do you think I’m doing here… get some cones, police tape, and soccer referee cards and you’ll never be happier~

  • Linda Pitner

    You are soooo crazy! I thought I was insane. It does run in the family. But you are calm, sit back, crazy. I’m bouncy, funny, ornery crazy. I came up with all kinds of ideas watching your video but, mine were totally different. Like, kid spits. Go spit 100 times outside. “But mom, I can’t spit any more”. Night time, flip power switch in breaker box. Sibling yelling, go outside and yell at each other for 5 minutes. They look at each other and laugh. Run away, leave you clothes at the door. I bought them. they are mine. Laughter is a great stress reliever.

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Linda, that is so awesome. Thanks for sharing your ideas. You had me laughing out loud! The Big Milkshake

    • Vincy R.

      Laughter is the best everything!

      Thanks to this crazy guy we got here!

  • Vincy R.

    One word: CRAZY!

    Gee.. Milkshake you are crazy!!

  • Will De Jong

    Holy Collie, what is this??? Why am I hereee?

  • AcetechPrius

    Please teach me how to live properly!

  • Child management 101 like a pro! I love part where you use the red card.

  • CoroQQ

    This is a gold mine of life’s pro tips.

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