Leave a Message to the Police

phone message

What do you think a police officer’s outgoing phone message sounds like?

My brother who is a police officer came up with the following taped announcement for his answering machine: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to determine whether I will be able to return your call.”

(photo courtesy of Mersant/Dreamstime.com)

  • Great Ol’ Philly

    This is SHORT and GOLD!

    Working hard almost 10 hours on my blue-collar job, even lunch needs to be done in a snap. After dessert, I always wanted something to help me refresh. I always wanted something to chew with my mind on. And short stories like this is all I needed and wanted.

    Hope to see more straight-to-the-point, super-impulsive-punch, short stories!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Glad you enjoyed it Great Ol’ Philly

      • Great Ol’ Philly

        Big Milkshake, God created you to make me laugh. And if you’re gonna’ make me laugh, better do it FAST!!
        Just joking.

        But seriously with the fresh theme and witty content your’e offering, I’m seeing you having trouble for having too much traffic coming in to your site in the near future. I never opened my internet routinely, no, not even for news. But for laughs, I somehow obliged myself to do so. It’s just nice to have you around, keep it up!

        • TheBigMilkshake

          Thank you so much Great Ol’ Philly. That you’re having fun here means so much!

          • Big Joe Joe

            Yo Milkshake why you stop putting up new stuff like this? Kinda miss the old days when there sumthin new twice a day

          • TheBigMilkshake

            Hey Big Joe Joe. Nice of you to say hi. It just isn’t in the cards to keep posting. Me you though.

          • Big Joe Joe

            Well I hope we go back to how it used to be but I can wait. Youve given more than enough help and comfort to me in the past

            Hey happy holidays to you and yours

    • ASMs

      Enjoy the laugh Great Ol’ Philly!

  • ASMs

    Definitely a cop.
    I can confirm that.

  • 8Bros.

    Being a police person is a way of living.

  • Big Joe Joe

    In full authority

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