At the grocery store, I happened to grab a shopping cart with a skewed wheel. This caused me endless difficulty as I struggled up and down the aisles. [ Read More ]
My Date’s Father is a Private Investigator…Ugh
You don’t want to date this playful private investigator’s daughter if you have a past :-). [ Read More ]
My Lovely Sparring Partner
After my husband and I had had a disagreement, he mused in exasperation, “I knew the day we met that you were Miss Right… [ Read More ]
Draw MY Daddy
“Daddy, draw me a tarantula,” said my four-year-old. So I drew her a massive spider with eight huge, hairy legs. [ Read More ]
Opium and My Trip to The Doctor
I had an interesting visit with the Dr. today. [ Read More ]
Dis-Concert-ing Carlos
Excuse me Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga, but if we’re going to talk about music then it has got to be Classical. [ Read More ]
Zinged By My Family: Episode 3, Who was She Talking About?
May 10, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, flashing back to March 23, 2014 when my wife zinged me again. [ Read More ]
Who’s the Culprit?
My son used to take part in a theater restaurant that performed mystery plays. While the shows were quite entertaining, the food left a lot to be desired. [ Read More ]
Gee, Thanks for the Help
At our golf club, members enter their scores on a computer after each round they play. Following a particularly frustrating game, I inadvertently entered a score higher than it actually was. I was trying to correct the error when our golf pro walked by. “How can I fix this score?” I complained. “Lessons!” he replied. … [ Read More ]