Leaving a Bad Driving Impression

shopping

At the grocery store, I happened to grab a shopping cart with a skewed wheel. This caused me endless difficulty as I struggled up and down the aisles. [ Read More ]

Hotel Freebies

hotel

We got lucky when we heard the old Hotel Manfredi Suite in our place, Rome, was getting a face-life and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. [ Read More ]

My Date’s Father is a Private Investigator…Ugh

Fingerprint

You don’t want to date this playful private investigator’s daughter if you have a past :-). [ Read More ]

My Lovely Sparring Partner

partner

After my husband and I had had a disagreement, he mused in exasperation, “I knew the day we met that you were Miss Right… [ Read More ]

Draw MY Daddy

draw

“Daddy, draw me a tarantula,” said my four-year-old. So I drew her a massive spider with eight huge, hairy legs. [ Read More ]

Opium and My Trip to The Doctor

Poppy Seed Bagel

I had an interesting visit with the Dr. today. [ Read More ]

Dis-Concert-ing Carlos

concert

Excuse me Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga, but if we’re going to talk about music then it has got to be Classical. [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family: Episode 3, Who was She Talking About?

Zinged

May 10, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, flashing back to March 23, 2014 when my wife zinged me again.   [ Read More ]

Who’s the Culprit?

theater

My son used to take part in a theater restaurant that performed mystery plays. While the shows were quite entertaining, the food left a lot to be desired. [ Read More ]

Gee, Thanks for the Help

golf

At our golf club, members enter their scores on a computer after each round they play. Following a particularly frustrating game, I inadvertently entered a score higher than it actually was. I was trying to correct the error when our golf pro walked by. “How can I fix this score?” I complained. “Lessons!” he replied. … [ Read More ]

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