Who’s Smartest in the Family?

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I was at my cousin’s place. I think the dog is the smartest in the family. [ Read More ]

Weekend Wifi Password

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Tips for parents out there: Here’s what you should do on weekends with the wifi password. Satisfaction guaranteed, although sometimes you’ll hear them yell, “Mom, don’t be like Satan!” [ Read More ]

The Alarm Call

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Staying at a hotel one night, I arranged for an alarm call at 8:30 AM. At 8:25 the phone rang, and a voice asked if it was I who had ordered the call. [ Read More ]

A Winning Prerecorded Voicemail Greeting

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September 3, 2013 I just had the most wonderful Milkshake Moment courtesy of The Onion’s prerecorded voicemail greeting message.  If you have 26 seconds to spare, call their corporate HQs at 312-751-0503.  Listen to option 7 at the end of the message, and I am confident you too will enjoy a chuckle.  If you’d rather … [ Read More ]

Missed Communication [VIDEO]

Leah tells a story about giving her number to a bartender soon after a break up. Does he call her? Do they live happily ever after? Does she even use her real number?? [ Read More ]

Handy Phone

I found a guy behind me at the restaurant cashier that has a built-in phone handle in his hands. [ Read More ]

Is It You Or The Answering Machine?

answering machine

Back in the late 1980’s we thought that VCR’s were the hottest technology for one to own. Cell phones were basically reserved for the wealthy who had the money to use them and hire an assistant with the upper body strength to carry around the brick sized contraptions.  Not only were VCRs hot, but most … [ Read More ]

Text Mistake

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This was a hilarious miscommunication that everyone can relate to. Anyone who hasn’t spoken to or sent a text to a friend in a while worries about something like this happening and I just had to share! [ Read More ]

Gee, Thanks for the Help

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At our golf club, members enter their scores on a computer after each round they play. Following a particularly frustrating game, I inadvertently entered a score higher than it actually was. I was trying to correct the error when our golf pro walked by. “How can I fix this score?” I complained. “Lessons!” he replied. … [ Read More ]

Job Celebration

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I was excited as I had just applied for an awesome job. I called to confirm they had received my application and actually got to speak to one of the hiring managers. [ Read More ]

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