Who Wants a Mustache?

mustache

I wore a fake mustache today. Someone’s giving it out for free so, why not? [ Read More ]

Husband Daycare Center

husband

I was at a cafe in Tate Modern, London. There was an unusually high number of middle-aged men in this cafe. I found the answer when I was about to leave: A Husband Daycare! [ Read More ]

A Very Flexible Waitress

Attack Waitress

February 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, some time ago, I was in a coffee shop that featured the accompanying “Attack Waitress” sign.     [ Read More ]

Funny Chalkboard Sign

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I saw this on the sign just outside of the restaurant and I totally smiled! It reads, “Breakfast at Mae Mae. It ain’t Tiffany’s but it’s pretty darn good!” [ Read More ]

Hilarious Church Sign

church sign

On my way to work this past rainy Monday morning, I saw this cute church sign and it made me smile… [ Read More ]

Say No to Rugs

Spotted at the wall of a floor-tile store: “Just say no to rugs.” [ Read More ]

A Romantic Gym

Valentines Day

This gym really knows how to find the silver lining for all the single people on Valentines Day. [ Read More ]

Free Snowmen!

snowmen

How can you get rid of all the snow on your front lawn? [ Read More ]

You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

Printer Broke

printer

Story of this photo: The Art department at school is in desperate need of a new printer ink cartridge. #PRINTERBROKE [ Read More ]

Smiles For All