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Vincy spills something on the kitchen floor and has to get down to clean it up. His wife comes into the room and delivers one heck of a zinger. [ Read More ]

Jon the ATM

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A former boss of mine, Brian, was shooting a commercial for WeHadAMoment.com, and he asked if I could help out.  As a graduate fresh out of film school, I jumped at the opportunity.  The lead actress’s name, for the purposes of this story, was Emma Encore.  (And if you think that’s crazy, her actual name was … [ Read More ]

Taxi Cab Confessions

In honor of my five year anniversary as a New Yorker, I reflected on the many men who have taken me home…taxi drivers, that is. [ Read More ]

How I Tech-Tricked My Wife into Happiness

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The happiest compromises are often embedded in the least expected packaging. [ Read More ]

The Bird-Call Clock

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Bird-watching is my passion, and my wife has always been impressed by my ability to identify each species solely by its song. [ Read More ]

Living Together

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Living together can be a big step with even bigger (and funny) consequences. [ Read More ]

The Magic of Snail Mail

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My fiancée, Gloria, loved surprises, and so did I. I had received word that we were scheduled to be rotated home, and I mulled over how to surprise her. [ Read More ]

Missed Communication [VIDEO]

Leah tells a story about giving her number to a bartender soon after a break up. Does he call her? Do they live happily ever after? Does she even use her real number?? [ Read More ]

Memory Lapse Triggers Hunt for Milk and Eggs

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Either my memory is failing or my brain is overtaxed. I suffer from CRS syndrome – Can’t Remember Squat. My wife, Hun, points this out with ease. [ Read More ]

Dental Floss: The Scourge Of A Seafaring Relationship

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Relationships come and go and there will always be breakup tales to talk of. Usually people grow apart or miles, or another person, will finally put out the final flicker of the flame, but of course I have a unique anecdote about a breakup that I went through years ago. [ Read More ]

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