The Police ARE Around When You Need Them!

Police Line: Do Not Cross

January 31, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, my favorite playful prank involves the police and other law enforcement officials.    [ Read More ]

A Wonderfully Silly Cover Letter

cover letter

Who wants to hire a self-employed, six-toed writer with a penchant for violence? [ Read More ]

Thank You Is Always An Excellent Response

Thank You

December 20th, 2014.  Dear Secret Diary, as we head into the holiday season, it is always good to keep in mind that “thank you” is always a kind thing to say… [ Read More ]

Beware of This Kind of Dog

dog

Has anyone seen this kind of dog? I was at a convention when I found this outside of the hall. [ Read More ]

Car Door Knob

This car parked next to me has a door knob on his door! I don’t know if it was just a design but I’d say it’s really cool. [ Read More ]

The Blues Brothers, Dog Edition

dog

Many years ago I was walking down the street with my camera and when I saw these two dogs I snapped the picture and kept walking. I have no idea who the dogs belonged to. [ Read More ]

There’s a New 2nd Best Shirt*

Shirt

There’s a new shirt in town! [ Read More ]

“All Rise” Means All Rise!

all rise

  Dear Secret Diary, when the judge enters and the court clerk says, “All Rise,” all rise.  I  believe this gesture of respect for judges is appropriate… on all occasions.  The other night, I was watching a crime show on TV with my wife.  The judge entered the courtroom, and the clerk said, “All rise.” … [ Read More ]

Get a Job, Window

window

Dear window, you’re not working at all. It’s time to get a job. Someone had added a reply at the bottom. [ Read More ]

Advice Taken

advice

I was about to throw away my V-neck sweater. Too many holes here, there, and everywhere. I should have listened what was written on the tag. [ Read More ]

Smiles For All