Score One For The Little Guy

pranks

My dad always used to play pranks on me as a kid. One day, I found the perfect opportunity to get him back. [ Read More ]

Drain Slide

drain

I just had a sudden urge to add this to our gutter’s drain. It looks fine. I could really use a vacation right now. [ Read More ]

I’m The Hulk [PODCAST]

hulk

What will a grown man do in order to have his friend buy him a collectible action figure? Apparently, this. [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family: Episode 1, A Senior and A Senior Citizen

To quote Rodney Dangerfield, the simple fact is “I get no respect”. [ Read More ]

The Greatest Comeback Ever

Comeback

August 16, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the greatest comeback line ever? [ Read More ]

Say No to Rugs

Spotted at the wall of a floor-tile store: “Just say no to rugs.” [ Read More ]

Gee, Thanks for the Help

golf

At our golf club, members enter their scores on a computer after each round they play. Following a particularly frustrating game, I inadvertently entered a score higher than it actually was. I was trying to correct the error when our golf pro walked by. “How can I fix this score?” I complained. “Lessons!” he replied. … [ Read More ]

Fiancé Lays It Out in Advance

park bench

This plaque on a park bench in New York City’s Central Park is my favorite. As part of the Park’s fundraising effort, folks can adopt a bench and then as you can see put an engraved plaque on it. [ Read More ]

My Ear Won’t Hear

Ear

June 14-June 21, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, my beautiful left ear pictured above (please ignore the grey in my beard) won’t hear.  Last Wednesday, I started feeling under the weather, and by Friday, well no need to repeat myself.  [ Read More ]

The Most Playful Bus Driver in New York City

Public Bus

October 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, I met the coolest bus driver the other day! [ Read More ]

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