Watch: Dear Secret Diary, Victor Borge May Be My Favorite [Video]

December 27th, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, why did you keep Victor Borge all to yourself until a few months ago? [ Read More ]

Dear Diary– Two Things You Might Want to Know About Me

1) “My past may be checkered, but my future is spotless.”  This is not an original thought, but it sure fits me like a well tailored coat…although don’t worry, nothing too serious in the rear-view mirror.   [ Read More ]

An Apple Customer Service Rep A Day…

customer service

February 2, 2013— Dear Diary, my wife and better two-thirds, Chocolate Malt Shake, will never ask for directions, but I will ask even if the chance of being lost is small.  She is tech savvy.   Me, not so much. Well, today I was having trouble syncing my contacts between my MacBook Pro and my … [ Read More ]

A Counselor At His Best

Counselor's Advice

March 8th– Dear Diary, Today I learned about a sleep-away camp counselor who really knew how to talk to teenage boys.  In addressing them about a particular problem which speaks for itself, “Some of you might have great aim, but not all of you are snipers, so please lift the toilet seat.” [ Read More ]

How to Ripen Fruit with The New York Times

New York Times Week in Review and Fruit

October 18, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I learned not too long ago that you can use The New York Times to ripen fruit. [ Read More ]

A Behind The Scenes Look at Last Week’s Secret Diary Entry

Naughty Dog

March 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, you won’t believe what happened last week behind the scenes when I wrote my Diary entry. [ Read More ]

TUG, NYC’s Skateboarding Bull Dog is a Stud*

August 9, 2014, Dear Secret Diary, Diary on the wall, is TUG the dog the studliest of them all? [ Read More ]

The Best Tourist Attraction Ever

Tourist Attraction

In my opinion, the tourist attraction that by all rights deserves to be the 8th Wonder of the World… [ Read More ]

A Snow Bunny For Valentine’s Day

Bunny With Heart Ears

February 22, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I saw this snow bunny with heart ears on Valentine’s Day weekend in Central Park.  Some folks are just so schmaltzy… But, I guess I’m one of them because the bunny gave me a chuckle and such a warm and fuzzy. [ Read More ]

Today Was The Best Day Ever

Best Ever: Mail

October 30th, 2013, Dear Secret Diary– Today was the best day ever! [ Read More ]

Smiles For All