You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

Message From Mom? Advice?

Hi Mom!

One day, I opened my e-mail, and I found this message from mom, or Ice-cream as I renamed her. Perhaps many of you have seen what my mom sent me, or some variant.  But what was particularly unusual about the e-mail is that my mom NEVER sends emails like this.  Lots of emails about fun … [ Read More ]

Advice: A Case of Mistaken Identity

Wink

August 8, 2013– Dear Secret Diary.  I love teasing my friends.  One of my favorites is the “Mistaken Identity” playful prank. [ Read More ]

You Could Ask For One Thing More

Dear Diary, Visited Philadelphia this weekend and had Sunday brunch at this restaurant.  Company was the best, food was great, portions were large, atmosphere was relaxing, service was nice, price was fair… but it really annoyed me that they told us to “Bring Your Own Blackberry.”  Hrrrumf. [ Read More ]

Time To Take Out The Garbage?

garbage

October 5, 2013, 12:30pm– Dear Secret Diary. I know it’s a a low degree of difficulty question, but…is it time to take out the garbage? [ Read More ]

Just Why Did I Call My Accountant?

Horoscope Zodiac

OK, so I am not always the most efficient with words. I often use totally unnecessary words, am redundant, and repeat myself a lot. Occasionally, I do catch myself. That’s when I (and others) find that strange choices of words can come out of my mouth. [ Read More ]

The 5-Second Rule: Too Short, Too Long, or Just Right?

Food on Floor

October 25, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, as you probably know, the 5-second rule states that it is fine to eat food off the ground as long as you pick it up within five (5) seconds of it making contact with the ground.  [ Read More ]

The Police ARE Around When You Need Them!

Police Line: Do Not Cross

January 31, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, my favorite playful prank involves the police and other law enforcement officials.    [ Read More ]

Secret Diary Saturday: Yes, He Was In Rehab

rehab

December 7, 2013— Dear Secret Diary, today I’ll share a story with you what happened to a friend of mine when he was in rehab about a year ago. [ Read More ]

Fun And Profit At the Doctor’s

February 15, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, continuing a theme, I really do like to do what I can to ease my nervousness and have some fun at the Dr’s. [ Read More ]

Smiles For All