“It’s Never Too Late”

The Big Milkshake

September 20, 2012– Dear Diary, my good friend, Shrink Shake, and I were out taking a walk today. Shrink Shake counsels individuals and their families on addiction and is also a member of the Smiles For All Board of Amusement.   [ Read More ]

Naked Grandma (It’s Not What You Might Think) And Other Favorite TV Moments [Video]

December 21, 2013—My Dear Secret Diary.  I met somebody a couple of days ago who may like TV more than me.  And that’s not  easy. [ Read More ]

“All Rise” Means All Rise!

all rise

  Dear Secret Diary, when the judge enters and the court clerk says, “All Rise,” all rise.  I  believe this gesture of respect for judges is appropriate… on all occasions.  The other night, I was watching a crime show on TV with my wife.  The judge entered the courtroom, and the clerk said, “All rise.” … [ Read More ]

Where Can I get Muscles Like That?

Muscles

June 7, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the other day I looked in the mirror and asked, “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, whose got the fairest muscles of them all?” [ Read More ]

Fun At The Dentist’s Office, or No Pain, No Pain

The Big Milkshake At The Dentist

Dear Secret Diary, visiting the dentist was never something I found super fun.  A few things have helped a lot over the years though. [ Read More ]

You Could Ask For One Thing More

Dear Diary, Visited Philadelphia this weekend and had Sunday brunch at this restaurant.  Company was the best, food was great, portions were large, atmosphere was relaxing, service was nice, price was fair… but it really annoyed me that they told us to “Bring Your Own Blackberry.”  Hrrrumf. [ Read More ]

Message From Mom? Advice?

Hi Mom!

One day, I opened my e-mail, and I found this message from mom, or Ice-cream as I renamed her. Perhaps many of you have seen what my mom sent me, or some variant.  But what was particularly unusual about the e-mail is that my mom NEVER sends emails like this.  Lots of emails about fun … [ Read More ]

The Best Tourist Attraction Ever

Tourist Attraction

In my opinion, the tourist attraction that by all rights deserves to be the 8th Wonder of the World… [ Read More ]

More Than A Coat Rack?

Coat Rack

  July 12, 2014, Dear Secret Diary, she claims she is more than a coat rack… [ Read More ]

And Yet Another Shirt Enters The Fray!

October 4, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, just a couple of weeks ago, I ran into another shirt that makes it into the t-shirt fray we seem to be having here. [ Read More ]

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