Microwave-Side Chat: 3 Steps To Get Your Teen to Pull Up Their “Low Riding Pants” [VIDEO]

For today’s Microwave-Side Chat, The Big Milkshake’s shares his thoughts on how you can persuade your teen to pull up their pesky “low riding pants”. [ Read More ]

A Wonderfully Silly Cover Letter

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Who wants to hire a self-employed, six-toed writer with a penchant for violence? [ Read More ]

Reverse Prank

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Our group of friends decided to throw a surprise party to one of my friends. What’s best way to give a surprise? By accompanying it with a prank! [ Read More ]

Taking A Digger: What It Means And What It Doesn’t

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Slang fascinates me. How did those words and phrases come to be? Who were the first ones to use them? How did it catch on? While some slang can be traced to different people or regions, others are a complete mystery. The one that I can’t figure out, and that has created some awkward situations, … [ Read More ]

Not Just Children Believe in Santa Claus

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‘Twas the season of Christmas and Chanukah, and Alan and his wife were at the mall.  They saw the mall Santa Claus, and they decided to get into the line.  Of course, the line consisted mostly of young children and their parents. [ Read More ]

Categorical Error at the Grocery Store

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I saw this at the grocery store. I believe one of them doesn’t doesn’t quite belong in the group. [ Read More ]

Am I Too Naive?

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So I went to a curry restaurant run by an Indian family after work the other day. I ordered curry, and the curry was served without a spoon. [ Read More ]

Playing Hooky

As I’m sure many of us would agree, the idea of playing hooky during the school year was indeed an appealing one.  [ Read More ]

Lick Me Not

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I saw this funny sign at the mall. It’s a friendly reminder: no matter how tempting it is, never lick it. The taste was way off. [ Read More ]

Taxi Cab Confessions

In honor of my five year anniversary as a New Yorker, I reflected on the many men who have taken me home…taxi drivers, that is. [ Read More ]

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