The Most Dangerous Meal

The Most Dangerous Meal of The Day

We posted this picture of “the unfortunate breakfast man” for our Facebook friends one morning. We ended up getting a comment on the photo from one of our fans that we thought was the PERFECT caption… too good to pass up.  Thanks to Lisa Formanek Roche for the hilarious idea!! The caption: “It’s the most … [ Read More ]

Rel-a-a-a-x

relax

When my son was was a teenager, his constant motto was: “Rel-a-a-a-x!” [ Read More ]

Self-Knowledge Through A Pipe

Pipe

Dear Secret Diary– One of my favorite sayings is the Axiom of the Pipe (Trishmann’s Paradox), “A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.”  Hmm. [ Read More ]

Music Mistakes and Mishaps…Some That Even Make Sense (Part 1)

Music Mistakes, Mishaps, and Malpropisms

Dear Secret Diary– January 4, 2014, I’ve made so many music mistakes.  A few years ago for a period of about six (6) months, I kept noticing myself singing “I’m a Rhinestone Cowboy” from the song, Rhinestone Cowboy.  Each time I did this it was a mistake.  Not even at the unconscious level do I … [ Read More ]

Portion Control: Her Idea and Mine

portion control

Dear Secret Diary– Chocolate Malt Shake (my wife) were talking the other day and discovered portion control means something different to each of us. [ Read More ]

You Came, You Saw, You Conquered… Sort Of

husband

One weekend, my husband and I were planning to move a section of fence to allow us to park a trailer. A lovely guava bush was partially in the way, and he promised he’d be careful when trimming it back. [ Read More ]

Zinged By My Family, Episode 4: I am a Connoisseur

Zinged

July 19, 2014: Dear Secret Diary, I made a ridiculously obvious statement in a recent conversation with my son that engendered the following exchange. [ Read More ]

A New Look at Old Sayings

These old sayings could use some freshening up! Here are some cartoons that put a fun spin on some classic idioms. [ Read More ]

Updated Sayings From History

What if history’s great leaders had an easier way to get their message across to millions of people worldwide? It sure would’ve saved them a lot of time. [ Read More ]

The Greatest Comeback Ever

Comeback

August 16, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, the greatest comeback line ever? [ Read More ]

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