The Most Dangerous Meal

The Most Dangerous Meal of The Day

We posted this picture of “the unfortunate breakfast man” for our Facebook friends one morning. We ended up getting a comment on the photo from one of our fans that we thought was the PERFECT caption… too good to pass up.  Thanks to Lisa Formanek Roche for the hilarious idea!! The caption: “It’s the most … [ Read More ]

OPEN to NOPE

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During business hours, a nearby deli displays in its window four little wooden letters: OPEN. Walking by one night after closing time, I realized how creative the store owner is. The four little letters had been rearranged to spell NOPE. [ Read More ]

Self-Knowledge Through A Pipe

Pipe

Dear Secret Diary– One of my favorite sayings is the Axiom of the Pipe (Trishmann’s Paradox), “A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.”  Hmm. [ Read More ]

Selfies

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We were walking in Central Park and saw a middle-aged woman ostensibly struggling to take a photo of herself.  We asked if we could help.  [ Read More ]

The Right Way to Hitchhike [VIDEO]

Mom always said “no” to hitchhiking. But I just couldn’t resist the temptation. [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Why Do We Say “BYE BYE” but Not “HELLO HELLO” or “Hey Hey?”

Bye Bye

Today on Q&A Tuesday, we will dive into the linguistic minefield posed by ASMs’ extremely extremely erudite question.  ASMs asks: [ Read More ]

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

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Phil takes the ol’ policy of “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” and sees it from the perspective of a dog! [ Read More ]

Updated Sayings From History

What if history’s great leaders had an easier way to get their message across to millions of people worldwide? It sure would’ve saved them a lot of time. [ Read More ]

“AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!”

The Big Milkshake and His Parents

Dear Diary– I am sure it must be hard for my parents that I chose for www.SmilesForAll.com a Nom de Plume, namely The Big Milkshake.  But I definitely think it is better than the new name they subsequently chose for me, “Former Son.” [ Read More ]

Rel-a-a-a-x

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When my son was was a teenager, his constant motto was: “Rel-a-a-a-x!” [ Read More ]

Smiles For All