A Counselor At His Best

Counselor's Advice

March 8th– Dear Diary, Today I learned about a sleep-away camp counselor who really knew how to talk to teenage boys.  In addressing them about a particular problem which speaks for itself, “Some of you might have great aim, but not all of you are snipers, so please lift the toilet seat.” [ Read More ]

The Second Best Shirt in The World

April 5, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, needless to say, the best shirt in the world is “The Big Milkshake Shirt” I’m wearing above. [ Read More ]

A New Look at Old Sayings

These old sayings could use some freshening up! Here are some cartoons that put a fun spin on some classic idioms. [ Read More ]

You Came, You Saw, You Conquered… Sort Of

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One weekend, my husband and I were planning to move a section of fence to allow us to park a trailer. A lovely guava bush was partially in the way, and he promised he’d be careful when trimming it back. [ Read More ]

Self-Knowledge Through A Pipe

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Dear Secret Diary– One of my favorite sayings is the Axiom of the Pipe (Trishmann’s Paradox), “A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.”  Hmm. [ Read More ]

Hotel Freebies

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We got lucky when we heard the old Hotel Manfredi Suite in our place, Rome, was getting a face-life and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. [ Read More ]

Must We Ask, “Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?”

I dream of a world where chickens...

Finally, somebody dares to consider the possibility of a world where we trust chickens!!! [ Read More ]

Get It Right Next Time!

In life, sometimes someone hands you the perfect line and you come up with the perfect retort, one that you will always remember! [ Read More ]

Updated Sayings From History

What if history’s great leaders had an easier way to get their message across to millions of people worldwide? It sure would’ve saved them a lot of time. [ Read More ]

Naked Grandma (It’s Not What You Might Think) And Other Favorite TV Moments [Video]

December 21, 2013—My Dear Secret Diary.  I met somebody a couple of days ago who may like TV more than me.  And that’s not  easy. [ Read More ]

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